literality 

The quality or condition of being afflicted with a terminal inability to read-between-the-lines and only comprehend concepts and situations in a strict non-figurative sense.

She: “Hey sexy let’s go knock boots.”
He: “What do you mean?”
She: “Why don’tcha marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten…”
He: "You wanna what?"
She: “Wanna ‘Wham’ your ‘Oingo Boingo’ into my ‘Velvet Underground’?”
He: “Huh?”
She: “Come take the love luge on the inbound loin line”
He: “Pardon?”
She: “Tiptoe through my two lips…?”
He: “Ummm…I’m lost”
She: “Your literality drives me nuts...grab some imagination and gimme’ a clunge-plunge already!”

literality by KissMyKooch June 15, 2009

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

literally 1984 

when you get kicked out of the store for shitting on the floor

Free-thinker: *shids on floor*
Employee: Get out!
Free-thinker: this is literally 1984! Communism has gone too far

literally 1984 by free think er July 20, 2021

LiterallyWize 

LiterallyWize is a roblox youtuber who also sometimes uploads FNF Bambi Strident Crisis OST and made that hellhole we know as Spamophobia

Do you watch LiterallyWize UWU!

LiterallyWize by VibezXD February 25, 2023

literally me

a "literally me character" is a character in which filmbros identify, some examples of literally me characters are:
Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, Ryan Gosling in Drive, Tyler Durden in Fight Club
if a filmbro tells you that he really is like one of these characters RUN

FILMBRO: omg, Tyler Durden is literally me, we are the same person!

literally me by yo:) April 15, 2022

literally 

Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?

wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."

literally by Deathmatch1127 April 14, 2015

Literally 

a word with no meaning in today's USA.

Person 1: I am literally going to have a stroke if I see another tweet about fake news.
Person 2: Are you really? Should I call 911?

Person 1: Why would you call 911?

Literally by DatJewishkid July 6, 2017