Lisked 

To be completely abandoned at your job and to be left responsible for doing everything everyone else's job entails.

Showed up to work today and every9ne else left leaving me totally lisked.

Lisked by Dirty trucker May 11, 2018

Lisked 

When someone invites you somewhere under false pretense.

I was invited over to watch the game and have dinner and the next thing i know im digging a trench for a sewer line. I totally got lisked.

Lisked by Liskrocks September 14, 2018

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

LinkedIn 

An online forum originally intended for professional people to form links with others that they know and trust professionally in order to further their own and their company’s business interests. LinkedIn was co-founded by Reid Hoffman who was previously Executive Vice President in charge of business and corporate development for PayPal and was launched in 2003. Unfortunately, like so many other things (Urban Dictionary for example), it has been overrun by talentless, self-aggrandising wannabes who have nothing to offer the workplace except copious quantities of bullshit.
Interestingly, Hoffman stated that 27 percent of LinkedIn subscribers are recruiters; perhaps this would explain why using recruiters to solve a staffing problem is usually a complete disaster, they’re so full of their own bullshit they believe everyone else’s.

“Have you heard that Malcolm has put up a profile on LinkedIn? Delusions of grandeur or what!”
“Delusions of grandeur? That fuckwit Heale shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy!”

LinkedIn by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

Walking Linkedin 

People who always talk about themselves or things they've accomplished.

Don't invite Tiffany to the party. She is like Walking Linkedin. Everyone's going to want to leave.

Walking Linkedin by Extra Mayo May 8, 2015

liked by pierregasly 

f1 driver spends too long on instagram and likes every single post on instagram

"I just posted a picture of monza"
"No way bro that's gonna be liked by pierregasly"

liked by pierregasly by f1pipebombfailure May 18, 2022