by katydid September 02, 2005
When your assumptions lead to dire consequences that could lead to your potential demise, you commit assumicide.
Co worker: I assumed it was okay with my boss, he doesn't seem to mind when anyone else takes off.
Co worker: Man, don't commit assumicide around here or your butt will be canned!
Co worker: Man, don't commit assumicide around here or your butt will be canned!
by katydid March 16, 2008
a person who does not wash their hands after urinating is placed on the 'yellow list', or they are 'yellow listed'
Co-worker: You may want to double up on the hand sanitizer after shaking hands with Edith, she was yellow listed last week.
by katydid January 12, 2008