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In among us: Anyone who canโ€™t get a kill the entire game
I was a limposter last round. Iโ€™m pretty limp now. Had a big juicy boner but now itโ€™s just lost to limpness
Limposter by Obiwan723 January 19, 2021

Limpotence 

Adj. /โ€˜limp oh tints/

A hereditary, deteriorating condition where two or more of the following instances are present

1. Inability to achieve erection

2. Inability to achieve full orgasm
3. Inability to quench ones hornyness

4. Ejaculate only in the form of precum
5. Higher sensitivity around the anus and nipples
My boyfriends always horny but never cums properly, Itโ€™s always just precum. I think he has limpotence

limpiosexual 

The sexual attraction to Mr. Clean
person 1: Bro, why does Mr. Clean have so much cake?
person 2: Bro, you probably a limpiosexual.
limpiosexual by kinda_stupid April 23, 2020

Liposexual 

Someone who is attracted to people of a larger stature.
"I mean, Margot Robbie is hot and everything but if i was naked in a room with her I would just talk about movies. I'm a liposexual. I'm only attracted to big girls."
Liposexual by @JackHenryFaust February 26, 2022

Limpsesgent 

A thing that could, would and will steal your bitch (if you have one, which is very doubtful) No matter the situation
Person 1: Yo who's that guy over there
Person 2: I don't know but he's stealing your bitch
Person 3: Man what a Limpsesgent
Person 1 and 2: Shut up Jacob

limbosexuality 

(or limboqueer) a fake and invalid sexuality that is an attraction to the dead regardless of form (ghost, ashes, corpses, etc.)
Limbosexuality is a hoax used against the LGBTQ+ community in order to demonize, stigmatize, and ruin their reputation. Donโ€™t believe limbosexuals!!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wifeโ€™s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
Wifeโ€™s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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