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limbersexual 

Someone for whom stretching is the ultimate ecstasy.

If presented with the choice between sex and stretching, they're grabbing the yoga pants.
"Why does Amy do yoga like 3 times a day?"
"Idk, she might be a limbersexual."
limbersexual by awjypodgy February 3, 2015

Lumosexual 

1: A person is sexualy attached to light fixtures,
Or proforms intercourse with light bulbs.

2: Popular among freshmen football boys named ben.
I heard ben was a lumosexual' man thats so biggay
Lumosexual by BenIsBigGay October 18, 2019

lameosexual

A person(almost always girl) not up for sexual experimentation. Will not challenge the boundaries of traditional sexuality by engaging in harmless acts of good fun such as making out with their best friend at slammin' shindigs upon request of male counterparts.
Lisa's being such a lameosexual; the guys all wanted to see her go down on Jenny but, alas, she wasn't having any of it.
lameosexual by Flavorbones August 23, 2009

Himbosexual

A person that is attracted to men that are good-looking, yet unintelligent.
" Becky is such a Himbosexual. All her boyfriends have been as dumb as a bag of bricks."
Himbosexual by RedBeanBun August 17, 2021

librosexual

The sexual attraction to books. This can apply to what is written within the text or being physically aroused with books by using them to stimulate their genitals.
Person 1: Did you know James was librosexual?

Person 2: Dude I know, I totally caught him f***ing a book yesterday.

Lesbosexual

A lesbosexual is someone who is attracted exclusively to lesbians. This person can be male or female. Generally lesbosexual males are guys who have a thing for women whom they can't have. Lesbosexual females are just lesbians who don't like straight girls.
Dude I think I'm lesbosexual, girls keep telling me they are lesbians when I ask them out!
Lesbosexual by Derosian November 4, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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