A person(almost always girl) not up for sexual experimentation. Will not challenge the boundaries of traditional sexuality by engaging in harmless acts of good fun such as making out with their best friend at slammin' shindigs upon request of male counterparts.
Lisa's being such a lameosexual; the guys all wanted to see her go down on Jenny but, alas, she wasn't having any of it.
The sexual attraction to books. This can apply to what is written within the text or being physically aroused with books by using them to stimulate their genitals.
A lesbosexual is someone who is attracted exclusively to lesbians. This person can be male or female. Generally lesbosexual males are guys who have a thing for women whom they can't have. Lesbosexual females are just lesbians who don't like straightgirls.
Dude I think I'm lesbosexual, girls keep telling me they are lesbians when I ask them out!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.