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The sexual attraction to Mr. Clean

person 1: Bro, why does Mr. Clean have so much cake?
person 2: Bro, you probably a limpiosexual.

limpiosexual by kinda_stupid April 23, 2020

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Liposexual

Someone who is attracted to people of a larger stature.

"I mean, Margot Robbie is hot and everything but if i was naked in a room with her I would just talk about movies. I'm a liposexual. I'm only attracted to big girls."

Liposexual by @JackHenryFaust February 26, 2022

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limpiosexual • Liposexual • Limbosexual • limbosexuality • limosexual

limbosexuality

(or limboqueer) a fake and invalid sexuality that is an attraction to the dead regardless of form (ghost, ashes, corpses, etc.)

Limbosexuality is a hoax used against the LGBTQ+ community in order to demonize, stigmatize, and ruin their reputation. Don’t believe limbosexuals!!

limbosexuality by ananimisssuedonnim May 22, 2019

limosexual

A guy who has a keen interest in and whose tastes run to the contemporary and expensive - ostentatious even - in apparel, accessories, home decor, linens, art, movies, places, people and events. Appreciates bling, and will buy faux if real is beyond reach. Many of his memories may center on the statement made by what he or someone else was wearing. Is always ready to hop into a limo, preferably with supermodels in shiny, gold stilettos and glittery cleavage. If it doesn't work out like that, they'll shop online together for new Nikes. You never know when the cameras may fall on you, and he is ready for it.

Chris and Nathan are spending the day at the mall. It took them a while to leave the house because their outfits were too matchy-matchy and Chris found a crease in his sneaker. They are total limosexuals.

limosexual by AgeandTreachery January 22, 2010

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Limbosexual

Someone who is "between genders" or "non binary"

You aren't nonbinary, you're limbosexual.

Limbosexual by Doctor Goondis April 16, 2019

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Liposexual

One who prefers romantic partners of large stature.

I'm a Liposexual. I would sprint past Margot Robbie naked and begging to get to Tess Holliday

Liposexual by @JackHenryFaust November 11, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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