"I mean, Margot Robbie is hot and everything but if i was naked in a room with her I would just talk about movies. I'm a liposexual. I'm only attracted to big girls."
A guy who has a keen interest in and whose tastes run to the contemporary and expensive - ostentatious even - in apparel, accessories, home decor, linens, art, movies, places, people and events. Appreciates bling, and will buy faux if real is beyond reach. Many of his memories may center on the statement made by what he or someone else was wearing. Is always ready to hop into a limo, preferably with supermodels in shiny, gold stilettos and glittery cleavage. If it doesn't work out like that, they'll shop online together for new Nikes. You never know when the cameras may fall on you, and he is ready for it.
Chris and Nathan are spending the day at the mall. It took them a while to leave the house because their outfits were too matchy-matchy and Chris found a crease in his sneaker. They are total limosexuals.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand