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limosexual 

A guy who has a keen interest in and whose tastes run to the contemporary and expensive - ostentatious even - in apparel, accessories, home decor, linens, art, movies, places, people and events. Appreciates bling, and will buy faux if real is beyond reach. Many of his memories may center on the statement made by what he or someone else was wearing. Is always ready to hop into a limo, preferably with supermodels in shiny, gold stilettos and glittery cleavage. If it doesn't work out like that, they'll shop online together for new Nikes. You never know when the cameras may fall on you, and he is ready for it.
Chris and Nathan are spending the day at the mall. It took them a while to leave the house because their outfits were too matchy-matchy and Chris found a crease in his sneaker. They are total limosexuals.
limosexual by AgeandTreachery January 22, 2010
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Lissexual 

Liss: *walks by*
Lissexual Person: "omg what a cutie"
Lissexual by Desqrt May 6, 2021

Legosexual 

When someone is attracted to Lego’s and wants to date a Lego piece.
She literally just told me she’s legosexual , what a weirdo.
Legosexual by Jaiajs December 31, 2019

Lindsexual 

Attracted to Lindsey Morgan

Are you lindsexual? I am
I’m lindsexual because how attractive she is.
Lindsexual by I can make it go boom December 31, 2020

lithsexual 

lithsexual people who feel attraction towards people, but with no desire to have the feelings reciprocated or the desire to act on it.
"Im in love with my best friend"

"Why dont you ask them out?"

"I dont want to"

"Why?"

"Because im lithsexual"
lithsexual by Cookiehope November 22, 2014

Leosexual 

When you're only attracted to people under 25.
"You're getting divorced again?". "Yeah lad, i'm a leosexual, she's getting too old for me."
Leosexual by RAWWWBERRY December 5, 2022

Lumosexual 

1: A person is sexualy attached to light fixtures,
Or proforms intercourse with light bulbs.

2: Popular among freshmen football boys named ben.
I heard ben was a lumosexual' man thats so biggay
Lumosexual by BenIsBigGay October 18, 2019