Lience 

Fake science with a hidden agenda, often political or corporate in nature. It is often used to increase profits or push political ideologies through deeply biased scientific studies.

"Hello my coloured friend, did you hear that 97% of people never cheat in their lifetimes?"
"Nigga, that's some lience right there. I cheated on myself last week foo."

Lience by Yuckfu March 30, 2022

Sly lience 

noun: meaning telling someone in eye movement, I don't trust you.

I was outside and heard a scream and saw a small boy crying and helped him to make his way home. On my way back I had to encounter a nosey neighbor and gave him a Sly lience.

Sly lience by Amiyj September 26, 2023

Arse-hole Licence 

If you are a known trouble maker and are regularly mean to people, you can obtain one of these so people can keep track of your unpleasant antics.
This was conceived when it became apparent that Ben Waller was too unpleasant to people, and it was deemed necessary to keep a tab on his bad behaviour by giving him 'Arse-hole points' every time he committed to being mean.
It is possible to remove points from your licence if you do kind and selfless acts, however, just like obesity, it's easier to gain that it is to lose.
Also similar to this is the 'Bitch licence', which works on the same principle but is given to females that deserve it.

Katie: Ben, you've been really mean today, I think you've been quite nasty to me!

Ben: Your face is nasty!

David: Ben, that's another point on your Arse-hole licence. That's four points you've got in the last 20 minutes bringing you to a grand total of nine.

Ben: Awww what?!

Arse-hole Licence by ActiasLuna February 25, 2009

hi-lence 

That moment when a really good conversation comes to an end, and everyone stops laughing, and you look at everyone and it's OK.

LOL, HAHAHA, ......whoa, that was a hi-lence.

hi-lence by mateo adventura October 25, 2011

Lincey 

A very weird and interesting girl with a great taste in music. Shes gorgeous and loves the randomest things in life. She's not afraid to speak her mind and is overall a very outgoing person.

That Lincey girl is pretty cool you should get to know her.

Lincey by Aestheticpoptart March 17, 2017

Fartistic Licence 

The art of creatively reshaping the true facts concerning a past release of Carbon Dibaxide

"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."

Fartistic Licence by bromp February 18, 2010

Lincecainism 

A religion developed in the 21st century naming Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as Gods in SF Giants uniforms. Lincecainism has continued to grow rapidly in the Western culture and among Giants fans everywhere. Lincecainists believe the SF Giants are above and beyond any major league sports team. They also believe that Lincecum and Cain have been sent from the heavens to carry the Giants to victory. The Church of Lincecainism is believed to be in the planning stages. While the exact location of this church is still unknown, Lincecainists continue their worship in the comfort of their own homes and occasionally at a local sports bar.

Lincecainsim is always accepting new members in their beliefs.

It is proven that Lincecainism helps manage the stress of game losses.

Lincecainism by seastar831 September 5, 2009