liberT

The bestest fucking thing ever to live

Omg yew are such a liberT

by Cardinalliberty July 16, 2008

Lauren Ella Libert (LaurenKnowsItBestWithAutism)

A 28 year old woman who spends her days prowling on Instagram writing stories about Russian hackers and various of haters and bullies and attackers she comes across. She also has 100 children and 8 husbands in which 1 of those husbands is a potential s-offender.

Guy 1: Hey man, you heard about that hacker who hacked my girlfriend’s account?

Guy 2: Yes, obviously. Lauren Ella Libert (LaurenKnowsItBestWithAutism) wrote an Instagram story about them.

by Simon Landers April 21, 2022

Mr. Libert

My 8th grade english teacher who happened to be really cool

Man Mr. Libert is the best english teacher.

by BOOPERDOOP May 27, 2021

liberal zombie

Anyone in the general public who votes for a democrat.

The mindless liberal zombies elected democrats who then enslaved and ruled over them.

by BWM,VA June 1, 2014

libercarelessian

A synonym for libertarian that more accurately describes their adherence to the bankrupt theory of objectivism propagated by the soulless and vulgar excuse for a human being, ayn rand.

libercarelessians - plural for libercarelessian

ayn rand, the true model of a libercarelessian, a vigorous supporter of self sufficiency, and a crusader against any and all government intervention in the lives of "We the People", spent the waning years of her pathetic, hypocritical, and heartless life sucking off the dole of Medicare and Social Security.

by Bort6 February 3, 2013

liberal glasses

Liberal glasses are the dark and thick-rimmed glasses, typically square in shape, favored by liberals. They are worn in an attempt to appear intellectually superior. Also called "hipster glasses." It is a safe bet that when somebody wears them, they ascribe to a left-leaning ideology. The majority of people who wear liberal glasses are also white.

Jay Carney, Tina Fey, and Janeane Garofalo wear stereotypical liberal glasses.

"Will" wore liberal glasses to signify both his intellectual superiority and his submission to his feminist wife. As long as he wore the magical liberal glasses, he was free to talk down to everybody until his wife called. Then he would apologize for every trivial hardship she encountered, like having to pump her own gas or call somebody to confirm an appointment.

by Peon Dimn February 5, 2014

Liberty Prime-ism

Any quotes that is stated by the enormous, patriotic robot, Liberty Prime, who appears in the video game Fallout 3. These quotes include:

"Voice module online. Audio functionality test... initialized. Designation: Liberty Prime. Mission: the Liberation of Anchorage, Alaska."

"Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists."

"Death is a preferable alternative to Communism!"

"Communism is a lie!"

"Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance: 0%!"

"Probability of a Chinese victory: Impossible!"

"Catastrophic system failure... Initiating core shutdown as per emergency initiative 2682209... I die...so that democracy may live..."

"Communism is the very definition of failure!"

The best part of the last mission in Fallout 3 are the Liberty Prime-isms!

by Kastera1000 April 22, 2010