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(v.) Walking unnaturally, with the right arm swinging forward simultaneously as the right leg bears weight, repeating with the left arm and leg and so on. This normally occurs during stressful moments when someone is nervous and asked to walk in front of an audience of their peers. The individual will overthink the task and lerp.
John was asked to briskly walk across the stage to the rhythm of the music when he started lerping. That’s when everyone began to laugh.
Lerping by MichellaBella June 22, 2021

leaping lizards 

An exclamation of surprise or excitement. Synonymous with "Wow!" or "Oh my gosh!" or "Holy cow!"
Leaping lizards, that ant just swallowed the Empire State Building!
leaping lizards by fishtoe July 4, 2011

leaping llamas 

An exclamatory term used in conjunction with a surprising or unexpected situation. Only to be used by someone with a deep and refined appreciation for llamas.
Jack: "Oh shit! I just heard on the news that Ryan Seacrest was eaten by a pack of wolves live on stage!!"

Tom: "That's fucked!"

Harry: "Jumping Jesus!"

Bob: "Leaping llamas!!!!"
leaping llamas by Mia and Karl April 26, 2008
To 'lasp', you must lack aspiration. Have low aspirations for the future, or denote undeniable lasping connotations.
"Wow, blatantly lasping".
lasping by AlexxxxxxP December 27, 2008

lerping tweaker 

Acting sketch as fuck in bushes with binoculars during the day creeping on people or going on tweaker missions.
Scott H. was being a lerping tweaker going through Jens stuff while she was sleeping

lesing out 

In South Park, it is what they believe girls do at a slumber party...Get naked together and make out. Oh may I add they like to predict the future too.
"Hey Butters, if they start lesing out, just play along."
*in the epsionde which Butters fakes his death and becomes his female alter-ego; Margerine.
lesing out by Mira Ukr. December 13, 2008