leaping 

fucking your self

i am leaping me

leaping by one piece asier pollaman December 3, 2016

leaping lizards 

An exclamation of surprise or excitement. Synonymous with "Wow!" or "Oh my gosh!" or "Holy cow!"

Leaping lizards, that ant just swallowed the Empire State Building!

leaping lizards by fishtoe July 4, 2011

leaping llamas 

An exclamatory term used in conjunction with a surprising or unexpected situation. Only to be used by someone with a deep and refined appreciation for llamas.

Jack: "Oh shit! I just heard on the news that Ryan Seacrest was eaten by a pack of wolves live on stage!!"

Tom: "That's fucked!"

Harry: "Jumping Jesus!"

Bob: "Leaping llamas!!!!"

leaping llamas by Mia and Karl April 26, 2008

leaping salmon 

a variation of the common nipple cripple. to perform a leaping salmon, one must make a face that looks like a fish with its mouth open and "leap" somewhat discreetly/covertly from a distance and bite their targets moob or nipple.

Must be done swiftly and in such a way that the victim does not see it coming, otherwise the victim may act to block your leaping salmon. called a leaping salmon because of how salmon leap out of the sea, i dunno it looks sorta similar.

Should not be performed if the victims moob looks sweaty, because that just tastes awful.

1: Dude. i hear you were in hospital for a while?

2: Yeah, I tried to leaping salmon Micheal Moore but got a little much moob in my mouth, choked on it and subsequently suffocated.

leaping salmon by sarfy September 14, 2009

leaping lizzy 

It's a fackin' lizard what more can I say?... A fackin' lizard in ffXI. Nuff said.

*wait hours for the pop*
/Leaping Lizzy POP\
*Miss claim*
/emocutwrist

leaping lizzy by Zedam May 17, 2006

leaping egyptian 

to skip a base. not talking about sports ;-)

me and chris pulled a leaping egyptian and went straight to 3rd

leaping egyptian by chailatte November 16, 2006

leaping teabag 

when one is jumping on a trampoline and one person is on the ground next to or close by the trampoline the person on the trampoline jumps really high off the trampoline and teabags the grounded person

did you see that?!? he was just leaping teabagged!

leaping teabag by ihaytu June 11, 2010