An exclamatory term used in conjunction with a surprising or unexpected situation. Only to be used by someone with a deep and refined appreciation for llamas.

Jack: "Oh shit! I just heard on the news that Ryan Seacrest was eaten by a pack of wolves live on stage!!"

Tom: "That's fucked!"

Harry: "Jumping Jesus!"

Bob: "Leaping llamas!!!!"

leaping llamas by Mia and Karl April 26, 2008

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leaping salmon

a variation of the common nipple cripple. to perform a leaping salmon, one must make a face that looks like a fish with its mouth open and "leap" somewhat discreetly/covertly from a distance and bite their targets moob or nipple.

Must be done swiftly and in such a way that the victim does not see it coming, otherwise the victim may act to block your leaping salmon. called a leaping salmon because of how salmon leap out of the sea, i dunno it looks sorta similar.

Should not be performed if the victims moob looks sweaty, because that just tastes awful.

1: Dude. i hear you were in hospital for a while?

2: Yeah, I tried to leaping salmon Micheal Moore but got a little much moob in my mouth, choked on it and subsequently suffocated.

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leaping lizzy

It's a fackin' lizard what more can I say?... A fackin' lizard in ffXI. Nuff said.

*wait hours for the pop*
/Leaping Lizzy POP\
*Miss claim*
/emocutwrist

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leaping egyptian

to skip a base. not talking about sports ;-)

me and chris pulled a leaping egyptian and went straight to 3rd

leaping egyptian by chailatte November 16, 2006

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leaping teabag

when one is jumping on a trampoline and one person is on the ground next to or close by the trampoline the person on the trampoline jumps really high off the trampoline and teabags the grounded person

did you see that?!? he was just leaping teabagged!

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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