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Lescitious 

1. (Adj.) Slightly higher quality than something which is very undesirable.

2. (Adj.) Any location other than Newark, NJ.
1. As I was pounding this slut in the ass, I realized her mouth was lescitious!

2.) Hey Jeff, did ever notice that Newark is like the ARMPIT of Earth, and everything is lescitious the farther we drive from here?
Lescitious by PPCIII October 21, 2006
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lascivious 

Exciting sexual desires. Expressing or being overcome by lust. lecherous salacious
LOGO airs heavily edited versions of the television program, "Queer As Folk," due to the lascivious content contained in the original Showtime series.
lascivious by Rachel Wilkes September 24, 2006

lasciviousness 

1. Given to or expressing lust; lecherous.
2. Exciting sexual desires; salacious
The bible says that lasciviousness is a mortal sin
lasciviousness by xmurdertrampx September 8, 2008

Lespicious 

A combination of the words Lesbian and Suspicious.

A word used to describe one or more women or their behavior, specifically as it relates to ther sexual orientation.

The fact that Jenn and Lynn were also roommates made the situation all the more lespicious.

I know Mrs. Smith is married, but she has a very lespicious haircut.
Levitious is the adjective form of levity.
You are being too levitious to have a serious conversation tonight.
Levitious by AllTen June 10, 2009

LESCURIOUS 

Lescurious means a lesbian can imagine herself with a man, she can think a man looks hot, but she wouldn’t want to have any sexual relations with him
LISA (straight): “Omg Bryan looks so hot! Do you think so J—, oh I forgot. You are gay.”

JINA (lesbian/ gay): “ Yeah, I think he’s cute”

LISA: “ What?!? I thought you only liked girls..?”

JINA: “I do.. but I can still think a guy looks cute”

LISA: “So are you bisexual? Or whatever you call it?”

JINA: “No.. I’m lescurious!”

lecintious 

a person who sits in front of their computer mindlessly and doesn't socially interact
You are so lecintious, go out and meet some people.
lecintious by Kev Jis January 28, 2024
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