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LesbiMan 

A trans-identified man (known in Gender Ideology circles as a "trans woman") who has kept their male equipment, and who insists natal female lesbians are transphobic if they reject the idea of sleeping with someone who has a girldique.

Such accusations of transphobia leveled against lesbians have, lamentably, become more common as more heterosexual men embrace transgender ideology and declare themselves trans, but do not take hormones or get surgery. The misunderstanding stems from conflating the concepts of sexual attraction and gender identification.
I told him that as a lesbian, I only date other natal women because I am exclusively same-sex attracted, and this LesbiMan had the utter gall to accuse me of transphobia.
LesbiMan by Grouchy July 29, 2021

Lesbiaunt 

An aunt who is also a lesbian. If she has a wife/life partner, they are a pair of Lesbiaunts. Pronounced "Lez-bee-ahnt."
"My gay relatives are coming over."
"Your lesbiaunt or your guncle?"
"The whole crew!"
Lesbiaunt by rararaahahh February 19, 2010

Lesbimyth 

A myth derriving from the popular sub culture of Lesbianism.
Janice: Did you and Susie scissor lastnight?
Mary: No, Janice. Just because I am a lesbian doesn't mean I like to Scissor and listen to Melissa Etheridge!
Janice: Really?
Mary: No, silly...those are just Lesbimyths.
Lesbimyth by Laquita Danger March 7, 2008

lesbometer 

lesbian meter, (similar to gaydar)

pronounced like 'odometer' or 'altimeter', this word is that certain "spidey sense" that lesbians are present
"When I saw those two women talking my lesbometer went nuts."
lesbometer by bmw March 1, 2005

Lesbimen 

1. 2 gay dudes who dress up as women and/or who have had sex changes ie: breast implants or penis removed or not removed it really does not matter in this case. They pretend to be women to be attracted to each other but cannot replicate by natural means.

2. Mentally ill men who pretend to be women but who also date other men who pretend to be women.

3. Gay men who can be transvestites who have sex with other men who are also transvestites.
1st bro: Duuuude, do you see those 2 dudes who had sex change operations?

2nd bro: Yeah man, in Australia we call them 'Shielas'.
1st bro: Who in their right mind dresses up as a chick and then chases another dude dressed up as a chick?
2nd bro: A Lesbimen does!!! That shit is whack, sick and goes against God's word. Remember the first pride celebration?
1st bro: Yeah man, but there was 2 actually, God hosted them, we called them 'sodom' and 'gomorrah'!
2nd bro: Count me out bro, never dating a lesbimen, I only go for REAL WOMEN!
Lesbimen by Wise White Man September 29, 2023

lesbiantology 

A scientific study behind the behaviour of a couple, group or community of lesbians
I study lesbiantology in my spare time
lesbiantology by bleachistasty December 30, 2016
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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