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lesbian meter, (similar to gaydar)

pronounced like 'odometer' or 'altimeter', this word is that certain "spidey sense" that lesbians are present
"When I saw those two women talking my lesbometer went nuts."
by bmw March 01, 2005
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when you sense the coming of a Cunt Nazi, your lesbometer goes up. When a rockrr girl tells you she likes women and your lesbometer shows no activity, she's lying. stick your tongue down her throat.
The lesbometer just put Avril Lavine out of business.
by anonymous March 03, 2005
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