lesbometer

lesbian meter, (similar to gaydar)

pronounced like 'odometer' or 'altimeter', this word is that certain "spidey sense" that lesbians are present

"When I saw those two women talking my lesbometer went nuts."

by bmw March 1, 2005

lesbometer

when you sense the coming of a Cunt Nazi, your lesbometer goes up. When a rockrr girl tells you she likes women and your lesbometer shows no activity, she's lying. stick your tongue down her throat.

The lesbometer just put Avril Lavine out of business.

by anonymous March 3, 2005

Lesbarometer

Like a "gaydar", but "lesbarometer" refers to someone's ability to detect if someone is lesbian or not.

I didn't realise that Chelsea is gay! My lesbarometer never works.

by zoobiscuitz October 3, 2010

Lesbeterian

Facetious term for lesbians. Used prominently by comedienne Judy Tenuta in the album title: Attention Butt Pirates and Lesbeterians. The word sounds similar to the Protestant Presbyterian sect, reinforcing the idea of describing a distinct in-group.

We were halfway through our appetizers before we realized that everyone else in the restaurant seemed to be Lesbeterians.

What is this, a Lesbeterian convention?

by mr pinky December 28, 2008

LESBOSTERONE

Aggression shown by woman who potentionally identify as LBTQ+, usually while watching football.

Angry female football fan who is also a lesbian, showing excessive Lesbosterone.

by Curry Boy 69 July 18, 2025