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lesbiaint 

A woman who is obviously a lesbian but tries to hide it.

(Ain't a lesbian...ergo, lesbiaint.) Lesbiaints have been known to marry men to hide their gayness from friends, co-workers and, most importantly, their family.)
"Hey did you ever notice how Christine looks at that hot girl in personnel?"
"Of course, dude, Christine is a total dyke but she tries to hide it. Look at her hair, her clothes. Total rug-muncher."
"No way man, she was married!"
"That was a 'cover-marriage' dude. She's definitely a lesbiaint."
lesbiaint by Black@Heart November 15, 2009
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lesbian jesus 

A title given to singer/actress Hayley Kiyoko by her fans
The lesbian Jesus strikes again.
lesbian jesus by Somebody’s February 13, 2018

Lesbian dance theory 

A term used to define and symbolize useless majors that tend to undermine "real" education and give no societal contribution.
"No One Cares if You Majored in Lesbian Dance Theory" - Ben Shapiro
Lesbian dance theory by Avapie December 17, 2017

ur dad lesbian 

Carl-"UR MOM GAY"
Joe -"ur dad lesbian"
Carl-*dies*

Lesbian Jesus 

Lesbian Jesus” is given to the holy, Hayley Kiyoko a singer, by her fans.
Lesbian Jesus strikes again

I love you Lesbain Jesus
Lesbian Jesus by KJace005 May 21, 2018

bambi lesbian

a lesbian more interested in cuddles and kisses than sex
I'm more interested in cuddles than sex, I think I'd be called a bambi lesbian.
bambi lesbian by delishdelish December 27, 2016

Demi Lesbian 

Demi Lesbian is when someone is demisexual and a lesbian. A girl who doesn't experience sexual attraction to another girl unless they form a strong emotional connection with her.
Him: I'd do her. Would you do her?

Her: She's beautiful but I'd need to get to know them before I'd even consider that. I'm a demi lesbian.

Him: Oh yeah, you need an emotional bond.
Demi Lesbian by Tazyy May 9, 2017