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Lesbiaunt 

An aunt who is also a lesbian. If she has a wife/life partner, they are a pair of Lesbiaunts. Pronounced "Lez-bee-ahnt."
"My gay relatives are coming over."
"Your lesbiaunt or your guncle?"
"The whole crew!"
Lesbiaunt by rararaahahh February 19, 2010

Lesbiaunt 

A gay female family member or good friend of the family you call "aunt." See also, "Guncle."
My Lesbiaunt has known me since I was a toddler.
Lesbiaunt by Speider Schneider October 19, 2019

lesbiantics 

The typical sexual experimentation that occurs between heterosexual women upon their entrance into college.
Veronica's boyfriend is well aware of her lesbiantics, and he always carries a spare battery for his video camera.
lesbiantics by Migrainiac July 6, 2006

Lesbianite 

Similar to being a transvestite or a poser, a Lesbianite is the product of a straight girl pretending to be a lesbian. This is usually temporary and last for one night but can sometimes be for an extended period of time, especially when she's whoring herself out for attention and/or money, drugs are also a possibility.
EX 1.) Did you hear about Gynette's vice of being a lesbianite? She totally whored herself out for more college money and beer last night at that drag party, what a slut.

EX 2.) Girl 1. "Dude, I totally need more drugs and I don't have any money."

Girl 2. "Hey, Lady. Lets become Lesbianites and make some hard cash tonight at the drag party."

Girl 1. "Yeah, LESBIANITES UNITE!"
Lesbianite by INVERTED PENTAGRAMS October 15, 2009

Lesbiantioned

when you’re a cis guy that has been jaw dropped by a lesbian.
“dude you look lesbiantioned from her”
Lesbiantioned by MC0LIV3 September 29, 2026
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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