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Lesbiaunt 

An aunt who is also a lesbian. If she has a wife/life partner, they are a pair of Lesbiaunts. Pronounced "Lez-bee-ahnt."
"My gay relatives are coming over."
"Your lesbiaunt or your guncle?"
"The whole crew!"
Lesbiaunt by rararaahahh February 19, 2010
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Lesbiaunt 

A gay female family member or good friend of the family you call "aunt." See also, "Guncle."
My Lesbiaunt has known me since I was a toddler.
Lesbiaunt by Speider Schneider October 19, 2019

lesbiantics 

The typical sexual experimentation that occurs between heterosexual women upon their entrance into college.
Veronica's boyfriend is well aware of her lesbiantics, and he always carries a spare battery for his video camera.
lesbiantics by Migrainiac July 6, 2006

Lesbianite 

Similar to being a transvestite or a poser, a Lesbianite is the product of a straight girl pretending to be a lesbian. This is usually temporary and last for one night but can sometimes be for an extended period of time, especially when she's whoring herself out for attention and/or money, drugs are also a possibility.
EX 1.) Did you hear about Gynette's vice of being a lesbianite? She totally whored herself out for more college money and beer last night at that drag party, what a slut.

EX 2.) Girl 1. "Dude, I totally need more drugs and I don't have any money."

Girl 2. "Hey, Lady. Lets become Lesbianites and make some hard cash tonight at the drag party."

Girl 1. "Yeah, LESBIANITES UNITE!"
Lesbianite by INVERTED PENTAGRAMS October 15, 2009
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026