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Lesbeyond 

A lesbian beyond that of a regular lesbian. One with super-human lesbionic abilities,able to convert most hetero women with a single mouth.
Jeff: Dude,What happened to your girl last night?
Carl: I left her talking to some chick,went to piss,came back and she was gone.
Jeff: Yeah,she was totally abducted by some Lesbeyond.
Lesbeyond by funkFREED July 23, 2007
Words you can keep

Lesberoni Pizza 

1) A pizza made from lesbian meats and slices. Sometimes calimed to be unnatural and abhorred by God.
2) Someone who likes lesberoni pizza is a lesbian; a gay female.
1) Mm mm mm, this is good lesberoni pizza.
2) "She's not into you, Jake. She likes the ol' lesberoni pizza, if you catch my drift."
Lesberoni Pizza by Lor-x July 5, 2010
The term used between two (straight) females who are agreeing to use a "drug of choice," together, and act a fool, seemingly misunderstood by a crowdbuckwild
-they must be #onit

ie:not to be taken seriously
(after a long night of no sleep)Brandi-"I'm over this, what do you wanna do today?"
Ashley-" I dunno #Lesbeonit!"
Brandi-"fuck yeah we onit
lesbeonit by Asheir2theC May 9, 2018

Lesbeyoncé 

What you are when you love men otherwise, but are wholly and without question sexually, physically, and emotionally attracted to Beyoncé Knowles.
Don't get me wrong, I love dick, but after seeing the "Dance for You" video I am totally a Lesbeyoncé.

I'm worried my girl friend's going to cheat on me, she has backstage passes to the Mrs. Carter Show and she's a Lesbeyoncé.

Beyoncé is beautiful inside and out, I'm SUCH a Lesbeyoncé.

Did you see Keri Hilson's new video? Eew gross please, I'm a Lesbeyoncé.

lezbeyonix

It's a lifestyle, don't worry about it. Use it when encountering awkward situations.
Your are walking through the grocery store and a glazed ham falls off the shelf. The proper response is to yell LEZBEEEEEEYONNNNNNNNNNIX.

Professor G asks a dumb question during lecture. The proper answer is "Lezbeyonix!"

May be used as a noun, adjective, adverb, predicate, direct object, verb, or anything related to the English grammar.

Often confused with the lesbian pokemon version of ONYX.
lezbeyonix by Angry Dragun February 19, 2010

Lesbehonest 

A female who is in denial about loving vagina.

She loves penis, but also likes vagina.
A GOOD TIME.
You see Deena & Snooki making out at the club.
They say they're not lesbian.

LESBEHONEST !
Lesbehonest by Lesbone November 22, 2011

Lesbegone 

She was a lesbian, and my lover. Now she's lesbegone.
Lesbegone by Johan Gruber February 1, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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