Lesbeyond

A lesbian beyond that of a regular lesbian. One with super-human lesbionic abilities,able to convert most hetero women with a single mouth.

Jeff: Dude,What happened to your girl last night?
Carl: I left her talking to some chick,went to piss,came back and she was gone.
Jeff: Yeah,she was totally abducted by some Lesbeyond.

by funkFREED July 23, 2007

Lesberoni Pizza

1) A pizza made from lesbian meats and slices. Sometimes calimed to be unnatural and abhorred by God.
2) Someone who likes lesberoni pizza is a lesbian; a gay female.

1) Mm mm mm, this is good lesberoni pizza.
2) "She's not into you, Jake. She likes the ol' lesberoni pizza, if you catch my drift."

by Lor-x July 5, 2010

lesbeonit

The term used between two (straight) females who are agreeing to use a "drug of choice," together, and act a fool, seemingly misunderstood by a crowdbuckwild
-they must be #onit

ie:not to be taken seriously

(after a long night of no sleep)Brandi-"I'm over this, what do you wanna do today?"
Ashley-" I dunno #Lesbeonit!"
Brandi-"fuck yeah we onit

by Asheir2theC May 9, 2018

Lesbeyoncé

What you are when you love men otherwise, but are wholly and without question sexually, physically, and emotionally attracted to Beyoncé Knowles.

Don't get me wrong, I love dick, but after seeing the "Dance for You" video I am totally a Lesbeyoncé.

I'm worried my girl friend's going to cheat on me, she has backstage passes to the Mrs. Carter Show and she's a Lesbeyoncé.

Beyoncé is beautiful inside and out, I'm SUCH a Lesbeyoncé.

Did you see Keri Hilson's new video? Eew gross please, I'm a Lesbeyoncé.

by masterofdaworldnumba3 May 13, 2013

lezbeyonix

It's a lifestyle, don't worry about it. Use it when encountering awkward situations.

Your are walking through the grocery store and a glazed ham falls off the shelf. The proper response is to yell LEZBEEEEEEYONNNNNNNNNNIX.

Professor G asks a dumb question during lecture. The proper answer is "Lezbeyonix!"

May be used as a noun, adjective, adverb, predicate, direct object, verb, or anything related to the English grammar.

Often confused with the lesbian pokemon version of ONYX.

by Angry Dragun February 19, 2010

Lesbehonest

A female who is in denial about loving vagina.

She loves penis, but also likes vagina.
A GOOD TIME.

You see Deena & Snooki making out at the club.
They say they're not lesbian.

LESBEHONEST !

by Lesbone November 22, 2011

Lesbegone

A former lesbian

She was a lesbian, and my lover. Now she's lesbegone.

by Johan Gruber February 1, 2010