Lerfing

Flailing state of limbo

I caught myself lerfing while being late for school.

by Elchink October 21, 2018

Lerping

(v.) Walking unnaturally, with the right arm swinging forward simultaneously as the right leg bears weight, repeating with the left arm and leg and so on. This normally occurs during stressful moments when someone is nervous and asked to walk in front of an audience of their peers. The individual will overthink the task and lerp.

John was asked to briskly walk across the stage to the rhythm of the music when he started lerping. That’s when everyone began to laugh.

by MichellaBella June 22, 2021

Banana Leafing

The event in which a fart in your sleep leads to the gradual billowing of gaseous air up into your wife’s or girlfriend’s face throughout the night. Since this process is strikingly similar to the fermentation of cocoa beans under banana leaves in Central America, it is known as “Banana Leafing;” a close yet benevolent cousin to the malicious Dutch Oven.

“My wife makes me sleep in the guest room on Sunday nights – 7-layer dip means serious banana leafing.”

by JLiebengut February 2, 2012

lerping tweaker

Acting sketch as fuck in bushes with binoculars during the day creeping on people or going on tweaker missions.

Scott H. was being a lerping tweaker going through Jens stuff while she was sleeping

by DoubleBubble421 January 7, 2018

Gold Leafing

Gold Leafing is a sex act named for type of body paint (Gold Leaf) in which the participants cover themselves in before engaging in various sex acts. It peaked in practice in the 1960's mostly due to it's glorification in the movie "Goldfinger" which featured a very sexy Shirley Eaton covered from head to toe in Gold Leaf body paint. In recent years Gold Leafing has remained popular in red light districts in Asian countries where girls will cover themselves with Gold Leaf Paint and dance before servicing the customer.

When I was in Tokyo on business my hosts took me to a notorious champagne club called "The Lethbridge" and I got an excellent Gold Leafing in the back room by a prostitute it was like I was fucking an Egyptian goddess.

by Bamantha August 23, 2011

loose leafing

The insertion of female genitals into someone's mouth, often as a prank when the person receiving it is asleep with their mouth open. It is the female analogue of teabagging.

After Jeremy fell asleep last night, Sara was loose leafing him as his mouth was wide open.

by Vreenak June 21, 2016

Lerding

Lacking; the act of lacking (a.k.a. someone who is a lerder).

Thomas was detected lerding when I took a photo of him yawning.

by Lerding Inc July 14, 2021