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To dick around

similar to mental masturbation or loitering
"Why are you just standing there holding your dick, you lermer!?"
"Stop lerming around."
Lerming by OpenSourceDictionary August 4, 2017
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An absolutely amazing human being, who is both clever and ingenious. Someone who cares so much for others and makes someones day just that much better.
Have you met Lerming, she’s so nice
Lerming by Leathita November 22, 2021

Lemming Rush 

A group of noobs charging into the open too early and get shot from all directions.
Omg, look at that lemming rush, we're going to lose!

Sven Lemming 

Sven was a fictional employee created to allow people add an extra desk to your work area for people visiting from another office(hoteling workspace) at The Boeing Company circa 1990s

Usually a reference to the open work space or a missing person or mythical employee.
Use Sven Lemming's desk, he's not here

Oh, he's playing golf with Sven Lemming

Call for Sven Lemming, Call for Sven Lemming
Sven Lemming by Comamanu February 19, 2019
(v.) Walking unnaturally, with the right arm swinging forward simultaneously as the right leg bears weight, repeating with the left arm and leg and so on. This normally occurs during stressful moments when someone is nervous and asked to walk in front of an audience of their peers. The individual will overthink the task and lerp.
John was asked to briskly walk across the stage to the rhythm of the music when he started lerping. That’s when everyone began to laugh.
Lerping by MichellaBella June 22, 2021
A member of a crowd with no originality or voice of his own. One who speaks or repeats only what he has been told. A tool. A cretin.
"Ya think he'll do it?"
"He's a lemming, he'll do anything he's told."
lemming by tt February 18, 2003

Lemming Train 

Online first person shooter battles. Groups of players follow another rushing player across an open battlefield without reason or understanding of tactics and get themselves killed very early in battle. These inexperienced players follow the monkey see monkey do mentality thinking they are safe by numbers. See Lemming rush.
Look at all those guys rushing up over the ridge and getting killed. Such easy pickings. What a lemming train.
Half our idiot team thought it would be great to break off and lemming train across the open field. Now it's just our 5 tanks againt their 12 >:(
Lemming Train by Flipped3540 March 29, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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