Someone who immeadiately asks asl at the beginning of all conversations. This shows an utter lack of intellectual depth or sexual restraint. Most people simply ignore anyone who begins a conversation with such an inane question as "age/sex/location?"
"Yeah, I lost 200lbs and got rid of my ache, and yeah, I've put 80lbs back on and am not looking as fresh, but to paraphrase Ronan Keating 'Life is a glow-ler-coaster, you just gotta ride it'. You still can't fuck with me!"