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Apex legend players 

These people think Battle Royale games are good meaning they must be retarded
Retard 1: play Apex legends with me!
Retard 2: Of course (squeaky)
Random person in voice chat: *gunshot* NO MY BABY DAMN YOU APEX LEGEND PLAYERS
Apex legend players by Onebiggyboi February 18, 2019

Playground Legend

a legend in the playground can range from the hardest kid in school to a person who does something of note and that causes a large amount of chatter on the playground.
Kid 1:Did you hear that timmy grabbed mrs.withers tit ?
Kid 2: Really? man that kids a playground legend
Playground Legend by Pigwigz October 19, 2009

National Punch a League of Legends Player Day

Falls on November 20th. The title is self-explanatory. All the homies hate league players.
Liam: Hey Ben! Are you ready to get beat up?

Ben: No? Why?

Liam: Today is National Punch a League of Legends Player Day!!!

League of legends player 

A fat unemployed 25 year old loser who sits on his ass all day living in his parent’s basement that smells like dog shit and farts all while playing the same disgusting “league of legends game”. His diet consists of pizza and sodas. This so called “gamer” is too fat and lazy to touch grass or even get up to go to the bathroom. He sleeps in his broken chair (broken because he’s so fat) and in his sleep he dreams about his dad loving him.
XxLoLballs69420xX is a League of legends player who has ligma

League of Legends player 

Someone who spends all their time bricked up over League skins with red-Cheeto dust on their fingers.
They have never interacted with a woman

League of Legends players 

A person who weighs at least 3 tons and hasn’t moved or touched grass for 25 or more years, and simps for hot anime girls.
I once had a really good friend until he started to play league of legends and he hasn’t moved out of his $850 gaming chair since. He weighs as much as a league of legends player. This league of legends players hasn’t touched grass or moved out of his room yet in 25 years.