Legasitis 

The act of passing out after giving blood or receiving an injection.

I went to the doctors and my legasitis acted up as soon as he pulled out the syringe.

Legasitis by Dre10 May 8, 2021

Vegasitis 

-noun
Flashy, flamboyant behavior which can result from winning big in Las Vegas, often accompanied by several 'hanger's on', a sprinkling of jealous friends and very friendly open arms from all casino management.

"Chris, just take a look at Kristen pulling up in her stretch."
"Yeah, I swear she's had Vegasitis ever since winning the megadosh jackpot at The Conceitio Casino last year!"

Vegasitis by the_frodigy January 11, 2009

Lucasitis 

When a director of high acclaim returns to filmmaking after a long period of absence or streak of success; and releases a disappointment. A lot of it is due to ego, or plain just getting rusty from not directing for a long time. Most notably; George Lucasreturned to the director's chair 21 years after the original Star Wars, to direct The Phantom Menace. "Phantom" was so overloaded with unnecessary CGI, and weak acting, and last but not least Jar Jar Binks. The Wachowski Brothers are another example. With such high expectations after the astounding The Matrix, they started showing breaks in their armor with The Matrix Reloaded, while mostly watchable, which then led to the letdown of all letdowns, The Matrix Revolutions.

"It's been 10 years since James Cameron had a real movie in theaters, I'm crossing my fingers he doesn't get Lucasitis when directing Avatar."

Lucasitis by Dr. Claw June 19, 2008

tates-to-legositis

A semi-rare occurence when your tates get stuck to your inner leg. Tends to happen when sitting for a long period of time.

Man 1: "Bro, are you okay? You're walking funny!"

Man 2: "I'm Fine. Just got a minor case of the tates-to-legositis..."

Man 1: "Spatuala, anyone?"

tates-to-legositis by matthewmatics89 March 7, 2009

Legitism 

Being to damn legit

There is no example cuz legitism describes itself

Legitism by SomeFatassBeingLegit February 9, 2010

Loganitis 

This is a disease which someone is severely attracted to large testicles.specifically black ones. They visualize big black balls jiggling up and down their mouth.As a side effect they are named Logan and are very gay.

I feel bad for Logan he has loganitis and will die soon.

Loganitis by The very extremely official April 19, 2022

legitishit 

When a housemate or family member knocks on the bathroom door and, to the reply that you are defecating, they declare that you are not, and you are merely getting in their way to annoy them. Having left the bathroom after, you may point to the evidence and proclaim victory.

no i'm not. it's a legitishit!

legitishit by jonathan hales February 24, 2011