The act of pure and utter panic. Sheer terror in the midst of a transaction and/or the overreaction to events in the course of a real estate sell.

The condition is commonly followed by fits of depression with the desire to jump off a cliff. Loganitis can also lead an agent to spend money on things they shouldn't spend money on during a transaction.

Loganitis is cured by ping pong and therapy sessions. Sessions typically last anywhere from 10-45 minutes and consist of repeating the same message several dozen times until the condition lessens or disappears altogether.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods