legitishit

When a housemate or family member knocks on the bathroom door and, to the reply that you are defecating, they declare that you are not, and you are merely getting in their way to annoy them. Having left the bathroom after, you may point to the evidence and proclaim victory.

no i'm not. it's a legitishit!

by jonathan hales February 24, 2011

Legititit

Real boobs. Not silicon.

"Damn, she has a great rack."
"I know dude, and they legitititties."

by BestWordMakerUpper September 28, 2009

legitshit

The opposite of bullshit.

Bob: Bullshit, you did not eat that whale.
Bill: No man. Thats legitshit.

by TyWP1115 September 13, 2010

legitibitch

A warranted bitch or gripe. A legitimate bitch.

Johnny has a legitibitch against Moses for sticking his ex girlfriend with a loan payment for a boat she co signed for.

by Thelarge1 April 18, 2018

legiticlit

A woman/female whom does not reward men with sex. Derived from the words 'legitimate' and 'clit'.

Antonym: legitidick

Mark: "Wow, this chick is legiticlit!"
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Mary: "She ain't legiticlit!"
Sue: "How come?"
Mary: "She cheated on Paul."

by g³ February 9, 2018

LegitGshit

The abbreviation of Legitimate Gangster Shit. It is an up and rising combination of the word "legit" and the word "G", used to describe things that are "legit", or cool, but in a Gangster sort of way.

"Last night, I fucked this bitch and her best friend"
"Damn homie, that's legitgshit."

"Yo, I saw this dude's car get fucked up by some kid with a wrench, it was some legitgshit."

"Man, I had to be home early last night so my girl wouldn't get mad at me."
"Yo, that's some legitg... wait... damn, you're a bitch bro."

by 904GooN October 20, 2011

Legitshit

When shit gets legitimate. Often used when expressing how real or how "true story" something was.

George: You misunderestimated me, man.
The people: No we didn't, George...
George: NO! LegitSHIT!!!

by wonger18 February 10, 2012