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When a housemate or family member knocks on the bathroom door and, to the reply that you are defecating, they declare that you are not, and you are merely getting in their way to annoy them. Having left the bathroom after, you may point to the evidence and proclaim victory.

no i'm not. it's a legitishit!

legitishit by jonathan hales February 24, 2011

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Legititit

Real boobs. Not silicon.

"Damn, she has a great rack."
"I know dude, and they legitititties."

Legititit by BestWordMakerUpper September 28, 2009

Related Words

legitishit • LegitGshit • Legit Shit • legishit • legitibitch • legiticlit • Legitist • Legititit • legit as shit • legit spit

legitshit

The opposite of bullshit.

Bob: Bullshit, you did not eat that whale.
Bill: No man. Thats legitshit.

legitshit by TyWP1115 September 13, 2010

legitibitch

A warranted bitch or gripe. A legitimate bitch.

Johnny has a legitibitch against Moses for sticking his ex girlfriend with a loan payment for a boat she co signed for.

legitibitch by Thelarge1 April 18, 2018

legiticlit

A woman/female whom does not reward men with sex. Derived from the words 'legitimate' and 'clit'.

Antonym: legitidick

Mark: "Wow, this chick is legiticlit!"
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Mary: "She ain't legiticlit!"
Sue: "How come?"
Mary: "She cheated on Paul."

legiticlit by g³ February 9, 2018

LegitGshit

The abbreviation of Legitimate Gangster Shit. It is an up and rising combination of the word "legit" and the word "G", used to describe things that are "legit", or cool, but in a Gangster sort of way.

"Last night, I fucked this bitch and her best friend"
"Damn homie, that's legitgshit."

"Yo, I saw this dude's car get fucked up by some kid with a wrench, it was some legitgshit."

"Man, I had to be home early last night so my girl wouldn't get mad at me."
"Yo, that's some legitg... wait... damn, you're a bitch bro."

LegitGshit by 904GooN October 20, 2011

Legitshit

When shit gets legitimate. Often used when expressing how real or how "true story" something was.

George: You misunderestimated me, man.
The people: No we didn't, George...
George: NO! LegitSHIT!!!

Legitshit by wonger18 February 10, 2012

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026