I was buzzed by 8, tipsy by 8:30, then I skipped drunk, wasted, smashed, and throwed and went right to hammered. I was completely leached by midnight. I don't even remember drilling the hostess or driving to Lafayette. One more shot and I would've been dead.
That guy Leached her so hard, she will never be the same!
I started the date out nicely, brought her flower, held her hand and bought her supper. We had a lovely time at the Olive Garden, and decided to go to a movie. Hobo with a shotgun was a really great choice, very romantic. I then completely missed her house and drove straight to my place and insisted she come in for a drink or twenty. We drank on my polar bear rug, lit candles, turned on some Steel Panther and Leached her. Leached her all night long.