Laz’e
Laz’e by heythereitme November 19, 2022
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Laz’e • lazer • lazer dim 700 • Lazerbeam • Laze • lazered • lazerface • lazertits • lazee_bass_turd • lazeebome
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
Part of the "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" meme originating from 4chan's /b/ imageboard. The original picture is an image of Imperfect Cell level 2 from the anime Dragon Ball Z, with his face blacked out, giant open mouth and red lips, and cockeyed... erm, eyes done poorly in MSPAINT with the caption "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER", "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" or "SHOOP DA WHOOP". This version of the character is known as Nigra Cell. Other images under this meme involve the blacking out of the face and addition of Nigra Cell's mouth and eyes, with a much greater potential variety of captions. Picture modified in this way are often referred to as having been "shooped." This is a play on the phrase "shopped," which refers to using the program Photoshop to edit a picture.
I's just a what, bitch? Imma chargin mah lazer. Imma firin mah lazer. Shoop da whoop!
The above phrase should be in all caps, in following with the meme.
A man wearing a suit: "IMMA WEARIN MAH BLAZER"
A Motorola Razr plugged in: "IMMA CHARGIN MAH RAZR"
The above phrase should be in all caps, in following with the meme.
A man wearing a suit: "IMMA WEARIN MAH BLAZER"
A Motorola Razr plugged in: "IMMA CHARGIN MAH RAZR"
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER by MachineCode May 10, 2007
lazerbanger
lazerbanger by señor snickles November 4, 2010
Lazercorning
Lazercorning by 123Pigman February 26, 2017
George Lazenby
Australian born actor given the difficult task of being the first non-Connery 007. Much hated by many who haven't read On Her Majesty's Secret Service, he had the doubly difficult task of being the only Bond to genuinely fall for a girl, a trait that goes against a regular Bond story.
Used to be the Malboro man before being chosen to play Bond. Was actually asked to make a second Bond, but turned it down himself- a move he would later regard as the worst of his life. Recently got into Pierce Brosnan's bad books when the press overheard a comment he said about Pierce.
His Bond movie, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, is perhaps Bond's most vulnerable film, but still manages to balance a love story with a thriller action piece about a plot to contaminate England's livestock and other food sources.
Used to be the Malboro man before being chosen to play Bond. Was actually asked to make a second Bond, but turned it down himself- a move he would later regard as the worst of his life. Recently got into Pierce Brosnan's bad books when the press overheard a comment he said about Pierce.
His Bond movie, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, is perhaps Bond's most vulnerable film, but still manages to balance a love story with a thriller action piece about a plot to contaminate England's livestock and other food sources.
Guy 1: Dude that George Lazenby sucked. He needs a chick to save him from thugs? come on!
Guy 2: Yeah, but his only contact had been murdered and he had barely survived the trip down the mountain. You'd be pretty shook up too if you went through that.
Guy 1: Connery could have handled it. Even Daulton could have breezed it.
Guy 2: Yeah, and look at how Connery was in Diamonds are Forever- talking to Blofeld like he hadn't just killed his WIFE! I like Connery, but even he shouldn't have touched DaF.
Guy 1: Yeah, true dat.
Guy 2: Yeah, but his only contact had been murdered and he had barely survived the trip down the mountain. You'd be pretty shook up too if you went through that.
Guy 1: Connery could have handled it. Even Daulton could have breezed it.
Guy 2: Yeah, and look at how Connery was in Diamonds are Forever- talking to Blofeld like he hadn't just killed his WIFE! I like Connery, but even he shouldn't have touched DaF.
Guy 1: Yeah, true dat.
George Lazenby by Bubblybrook July 25, 2006
imma firin mah lazer
imma firin mah lazer by guitarherogod99 January 11, 2009
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