lazertits 

tits that just can't be controlled. always popping out, nipples blazing. they have a mind of their own. they used to be g's, but they were downsized. they like to party. they could suffocate a man.

dude i just saw that girl's nipples!!

obviously you did, they're lazertits.

lazertits by idontlikethatbitch April 12, 2009

lazertits 

1. tits that are so outrageous that they're a lethal weapon.
2. tit action that travels at the speed of light.
3. extreme headlights of the mammary kind.
4. futuristic feminine power.

the ladies of lazertitsdotcom displaying their wares.

lazertits by lazertitting bandit March 9, 2010

lovertits 

(noun), term of endearment. Used for describing a person whom you love and has amazing breasts.

"You are My Lovertits!" "If you were to look up lovertits on urbandictionary.com, all you would find i a picture of you."

lovertits by Feta4BCL April 18, 2009

latertots 

When you make enough tater tots that you can eat some now but also have some for later- this forward thinking manifests itself in a slightly soggy but still satisfying treat called latertots.

Dude: "I'm so jazzed right now, I'm making tater tots. How many is enough do you think?"

Other Dude: "Make the whole bag so you can have latertots."

Dude: "Smart thinking."

latertots by mksmrdr July 7, 2013

laertis

Well, he used to be an asshole but now he's cool.

Laertis is racist.

laertis by Nuggetboi127 November 19, 2021

Livertits 

One who has abnormally large man titties, possibly named Kelly.
These tits may be lined and/or pointy and may jiggle. When you look at them, you become mesmerized in their uniqueness. If you happen to get a hold of these "livertits" then they may feel like ziploc bags of pudding.

Person 1: Yo, what up fat lard?!
Person 2: Yo, what up livertits?!
"Livertits": Ay man they're a C cup!

Livertits by JChipps September 6, 2010

lovertits 

nickname used to describe a person who is equally amazing to a pair of perky jiggly titties; which they may possess.

hey lovertits want to go to the bar, get wasted, and shake our asses for the beautiful babies there?

lovertits by bizzzrd December 27, 2007