lazertits

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tits that just can't be controlled. always popping out, nipples blazing. they have a mind of their own. they used to be g's, but they were downsized. they like to party. they could suffocate a man.

dude i just saw that girl's nipples!!

obviously you did, they're lazertits.

lazertits by idontlikethatbitch April 12, 2009

Words you can keep

lazertits

1. tits that are so outrageous that they're a lethal weapon.
2. tit action that travels at the speed of light.
3. extreme headlights of the mammary kind.
4. futuristic feminine power.

the ladies of lazertitsdotcom displaying their wares.

lazertits by lazertitting bandit March 9, 2010

Related Words

lazertits • lovertits • laertis • Lagertism • latertots • Livertits • LazerJet Subscriber • lazer kitten

lovertits

(noun), term of endearment. Used for describing a person whom you love and has amazing breasts.

"You are My Lovertits!" "If you were to look up lovertits on urbandictionary.com, all you would find i a picture of you."

lovertits by Feta4BCL April 18, 2009

latertots

When you make enough tater tots that you can eat some now but also have some for later- this forward thinking manifests itself in a slightly soggy but still satisfying treat called latertots.

Dude: "I'm so jazzed right now, I'm making tater tots. How many is enough do you think?"

Other Dude: "Make the whole bag so you can have latertots."

Dude: "Smart thinking."

latertots by mksmrdr July 7, 2013

laertis

Well, he used to be an asshole but now he's cool.

Laertis is racist.

laertis by Nuggetboi127 November 19, 2021

Livertits

One who has abnormally large man titties, possibly named Kelly.
These tits may be lined and/or pointy and may jiggle. When you look at them, you become mesmerized in their uniqueness. If you happen to get a hold of these "livertits" then they may feel like ziploc bags of pudding.

Person 1: Yo, what up fat lard?!
Person 2: Yo, what up livertits?!
"Livertits": Ay man they're a C cup!

Livertits by JChipps September 6, 2010

lovertits

nickname used to describe a person who is equally amazing to a pair of perky jiggly titties; which they may possess.

hey lovertits want to go to the bar, get wasted, and shake our asses for the beautiful babies there?

lovertits by bizzzrd December 27, 2007

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026