Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.
Darryl layed a 3 foot cable.
by Anonymous May 09, 2003
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A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.
"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"
by Tim December 24, 2003
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Vacate the bowels, particularly with a long, firm, unbroken turd.
by Big Steve September 04, 2003
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Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"
Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off
by ppiihhkkaall August 09, 2009
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did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?

yeah i think hes in a institution now

lol
by RAHH ooo rah un rahhh January 16, 2009
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When a male or female is doing the preliminary groundwork when they have the intent of shenanigans or a relationship with a member of the opposite sex.
Bro 1: "Mate you were talking to her sooo much last night! You're definitely laying cables there."

Bro 2: "Buddy, you told her 'we should catch up more often', if anyone's laying the cables it's you..."
by LadTrain July 27, 2010
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