A religion in which the followers worship the Bolivian CEO and Queen Laxy Waxy, Founder of being hot and gay as hECK.
Fag 1: I just converted to Laxism!
Fag 2: That's sick I've been considering it for a while now.
Fag 1: You should totally do it, it's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Straight Cissy: What the fuck is Laxism?????
Fag 1: It's the all mighty religion. But I don't think your Faggot levels are high enough to understand this.
Fag 2: That's sick I've been considering it for a while now.
Fag 1: You should totally do it, it's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Straight Cissy: What the fuck is Laxism?????
Fag 1: It's the all mighty religion. But I don't think your Faggot levels are high enough to understand this.
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Get the Loxism mug.It is a mental defect specifically invented and honed by a person who goes by Muce. It is a state where the person turns autistic aka Latismo Mode, after one beer and proceeds to gamble, do strange noises with their mouth and have eyes covered in blood.
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Get the gluteus laximus mug.-Laxium (Lx) is a solid element found on the periodic table and is found in hair that causes flow
-This element is so sacred it is not found in nature
-The atomic number is 113 and the atomic mass is 280.161
-When mixed with the element Bromine (Br), the mix becomes a binary compound known as Laxium Bromide
-Laxium Bromide (LxBr) causes extreme flow and super chillness
-Laxium does not have a freezing point since it is already chill---It also does not have a boiling point since it is to chill to be boiled
-This element is so sacred it is not found in nature
-The atomic number is 113 and the atomic mass is 280.161
-When mixed with the element Bromine (Br), the mix becomes a binary compound known as Laxium Bromide
-Laxium Bromide (LxBr) causes extreme flow and super chillness
-Laxium does not have a freezing point since it is already chill---It also does not have a boiling point since it is to chill to be boiled
Steele: I've got no laxium (Lx) today
God: You just need some bromide to go with it
God: LxBr
Steele: Dude, laxium bromide? What's that?
God: LxBr is that binary compound that makes all the hair flowy and people so chill
Steele: Ohh my fault bro, by the way your laxium is working well today
O'Kieffe: Are you all stupid, i don't need to know what LxBr is, i'm still getting paid
God: You just need some bromide to go with it
God: LxBr
Steele: Dude, laxium bromide? What's that?
God: LxBr is that binary compound that makes all the hair flowy and people so chill
Steele: Ohh my fault bro, by the way your laxium is working well today
O'Kieffe: Are you all stupid, i don't need to know what LxBr is, i'm still getting paid
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Get the LAISMFIAW mug.While you are diving there are roads where you have more than enough space to swerve without crossing the opposing lane. Having roads like this creates the feeling of relief that your car will not be too close to even hitting the one next to you. Lanism is the opposite. Lanism is the unexplained feeling when you are driving and then all of a sudden your lane gets really narrow, and you are panicking. This is the sense when you are scared enough of driving this narrow lane and you put both hands on the wheel, look around your surroundings, constantly look at your speed limit to see that you aren't going to fast, and constantly check either side to make sure you don't hit something nearby. When driving, there is this fear growing inside of you, you start to get nervous, and you just forget to breathe for a second. When it all ends, and your lane is the same size, a violent shudder starts coming in filling you up with chicken skin, but at the end, you are relieved that it finally ended.
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