Laxium 

-Laxium (Lx) is a solid element found on the periodic table and is found in hair that causes flow
-This element is so sacred it is not found in nature
-The atomic number is 113 and the atomic mass is 280.161
-When mixed with the element Bromine (Br), the mix becomes a binary compound known as Laxium Bromide
-Laxium Bromide (LxBr) causes extreme flow and super chillness
-Laxium does not have a freezing point since it is already chill---It also does not have a boiling point since it is to chill to be boiled

Steele: I've got no laxium (Lx) today
God: You just need some bromide to go with it

God: LxBr
Steele: Dude, laxium bromide? What's that?
God: LxBr is that binary compound that makes all the hair flowy and people so chill
Steele: Ohh my fault bro, by the way your laxium is working well today
O'Kieffe: Are you all stupid, i don't need to know what LxBr is, i'm still getting paid

Laxium by O'kCHEM January 7, 2009

Ad Labium 

A rebuttal used to point out the fact your opponent, in your argument, is acting like a hysterical woman, usually resorting to personal attacks.

Peyton: Yea, well your mom is a fat bitch!
Lucas: Ad Labium, fucker.

Ad Labium by Lilslayer569 September 21, 2021

gluteus laximus

a flat booty; a gluteus without the maximus

Joe: Would you fuck Mary?
Hank: Not with that gluteus laximus.
Joe: Ha! Ha! Ha!

gluteus laximus by 2014_chiguy March 7, 2008

Nelson's Labium 

The medical term for dangling labium aka "mud flaps". Thought to originate from freak show showings of Sara Baartman in the 19th century by Dr. Nelson. Currently the leading reason for vaginoplasty.

Sara exhibited extreme Nelson's labium during her first exam.

Nelson's Labium by Chungy August 13, 2011

Lazium

A word used to describe somebody who finds joy out of helping other to save the persons life, or jsut help them through a hard situation. Laziums' tend to do anything they can possible to get the job done.

A lazium helps with problems,such as suicide, or anything of that matter.

Lazium by Jeremy Roxburgh January 3, 2009

Laximation 

The act of being chill and fake
Laximators-(noun.)
Laxi-(adj.)

Girl 1: I am sick and tired of you emotional laximation.
Girl 2: What does "laximation" mean?
Girl 3: It means she can hang out with you cause your chill but you have a fake personality.

Laximation by Laximation February 4, 2016

Laxism

A religion in which the followers worship the Bolivian CEO and Queen Laxy Waxy, Founder of being hot and gay as hECK.

Fag 1: I just converted to Laxism!
Fag 2: That's sick I've been considering it for a while now.
Fag 1: You should totally do it, it's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Straight Cissy: What the fuck is Laxism?????
Fag 1: It's the all mighty religion. But I don't think your Faggot levels are high enough to understand this.

Laxism by Bagel_Wagel666 May 6, 2020