A semi-autonomous region in the south east portion of the state of Florida in the USA. Known formerly as Miami. Populated by the "Latinostani" ethnic group, to the detriment of all others.
When there is an eyeball burning, paint peeling stink eminating from the factory rest rooms after lunchtime it is usually referred to as a latino strangler. It truly makes you wonder where you went wrong.
Oh fuck, another latino strangler.That damn beanerbeat me here again! I should have used the restroom at the Mobil station.
Typically found in South Texas, the Lounge Latino can be identified by their overgelled black spiked hair, black button down dress shirt with some subtle design throughout, a pair of $250 jeas and black pointy shoes. They tend to travel in groups of 4-6 identically dressed Lounge Latinos, and can be spotted at 'ultra lounges' during weeknights sipping $12 vodka redbulls and not hitting on girls (ironically picking up girls is the whole reason for going out to begin with).
If you are approached by a pack of Lounge Latinos don't be alarmed, they're typically harmless and respond positively to rounds of starfuckers or pink panty droppers. Women should be on high alert however, as the candy shots will build up in the Lounge Latino's system throughout the night and result in an unfounded burst of sexual confidence
Lounge Latino (noun)
"Orale! Let's get dressed all pretty and go to that new ultra lounge next to the whataburger under the train tracks off the IH-10 access road. We can drink starfuckers by the bar and not get laid"
"Tambien, can I borrow some of your pomade? I ran out doing my fauxhawk"
A goofy ass girl once you get to know her. Loyal to the people that have held her down. She is beautiful and talented. She is also quick to catch an attitude if needed.
Too big of a heart and she attracts broken people and tries to fix them are do. She is very intelligent, very bold. Don't make her mad she will fuck you up. She is very forgiving, maybe too much and she is super loyal so if you get one keep her. The nice body they are typically short, good in bed, and will treat you right. They will spoil you to death if you treat them right
When a Latino man straps a razor blade to then end of his penis and then proceeds to slap you across the face with it until both sides of your mouth are cut to look like the Joker from Batman.