A disease that many people suffer from in which the primary symptom is that the infected person must always send the final email or have the last word in a discussion.

Whenever I email Tara I always expect her to send back a reply, even if it a "thank you" email, because she suffers from lastworditis.

Lastworditis by jb1969 February 24, 2010

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Miranda Lawson

A character in the Bioware RPG Mass Effect 2. She has been engineered by her father to be the perfect woman. She joins Commander Shepard to battle the Collectors with her biotic powers.

She is also a potential love interest for a male Shepard and is modeled after and voiced by the beautiful Yvonne Strahovski.

(From Trailer) Miranda Lawson: "He'll (Shepard) have to fight to earn my trust."

Miranda Lawson: "Meet me at the engine room in five minutes."

Miranda Lawson by Overlord23 March 1, 2010

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dick-lassoed

The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.

"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."

dick-lassoed by alterbreaker November 30, 2010

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