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When you know you have homework but you can't be bothered to do it.
Mind: " Omg! I'm so laswo" :(
Laswo by xItsSxm October 2, 2020
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laskowski 

A guy with a really big penis.
(Two girls talking) yeah I heard he is a Laskowski.
laskowski by Jjrrll January 20, 2017
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Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos 

What the click says before every video
Laddies- Any make viewers watching
Lasses- Any female viewers watching
Lassos- Any non-binary viewers watching
The Click: Hey there Laddies, Lasses, and Lassos, today we will be looking at more furry porn-

The lasso 

Grabbing the base of your flaccid penis and swinging it in a circle. Resembles a cowboy swinging a lasso (rope).
Sometimes after a nice hot shower, I swing the lasso around a few times.
The lasso by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023

Lastworditis

A disease that many people suffer from in which the primary symptom is that the infected person must always send the final email or have the last word in a discussion.
Whenever I email Tara I always expect her to send back a reply, even if it a "thank you" email, because she suffers from lastworditis.
Lastworditis by jb1969 February 24, 2010

Miranda Lawson

A character in the Bioware RPG Mass Effect 2. She has been engineered by her father to be the perfect woman. She joins Commander Shepard to battle the Collectors with her biotic powers.

She is also a potential love interest for a male Shepard and is modeled after and voiced by the beautiful Yvonne Strahovski.
(From Trailer) Miranda Lawson: "He'll (Shepard) have to fight to earn my trust."

Miranda Lawson: "Meet me at the engine room in five minutes."
Miranda Lawson by Overlord23 March 1, 2010

dick-lassoed 

The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.
"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."
dick-lassoed by alterbreaker November 30, 2010
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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