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The act of sticking a minimum of 15 inch cum sticks in cHarlie Hearns penis hairs
Hey guys get the futbucker and start the lapwoo charlies gonna have a good time today!
Lapwoo by CharliesLapDog June 28, 2023
Words you can keep
A stubborn boy who doesnt listen to his parents demands.
Lapwoo! Come down for dinner!
Lapwoo by CharliesLapDog June 28, 2023

Lapookie Allawishes

A ghetto black man from the had that benzo made up
Man that guy is in the ghetto he looks like a Lapookie Allawishes

Lapswood 

A way to describe a person who is walking around stoned
Look at that guy across the road he is such a piece of lapswood
Lapswood by Crennaldo July 17, 2009
A word that makes boys named Rowen angry
Chris - “Lapoop”
Rowen -“ I would be insulted but you two are simply too inferior for me to even care; the fact that argue in the first place when I am not the only person who sends shitty memes in the chat signifies your own ineptitude”
Lapoop by goaliemaster19 May 19, 2020
I want to see your LaPoon baby.
lapoon by lelo1345 December 5, 2016

lapdoodling 

The table hidden act of manipulating one's private parts during a meeting or dinner.
George seemed bored during our dinner date, although, he smiled the entire time. He must have been lapdoodling.
lapdoodling by jimmy_the geek April 20, 2011
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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