Currently in immense pain and mental anguish. Wishes he could restart and live out his entire life from the very beginning, this time with the additional foresight of everything he now knows (all his current memories and knowledge).

Laslow has been trying to find God recently. He has been praying and begging to be granted and graced with a second chance at life.

Laslow by Laslow March 14, 2021

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laslo

computer genius that has limited comunication skills with others and lives in a confined world

reference the REAL GENIUS movie back in the 80's

Man he is smart but a real laslo.

laslo by DJLV July 17, 2006

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Laslow the Squishmallow

the ultimate autism creature. he is a silly goofy little guy and everyone loves him. he dances to his own groove. we love him. Laslow slays everyday.

hey did you see Laslow the Squishmallow today? he was slaying.

Laslow the Squishmallow by silly goofy rascal December 13, 2022

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LASLIE

Laslie is one of the most beautiful women you'll ever meet and she's so funny and her eyes will have you fall in love within seconds. Her eyes are brown. Her skin is soft. Her lips are sexy and mesmerizing. Her hair is soft and silky smooth. Her laugh will make you cum in seconds. She likes Squishmallows. Her favorite color is navy blue. Her personality will make your heart go Oogly Boogly. If you want to be happy and have an amazing relationship with someone. Find a Laslie. P.S. she's thick asf.

Laslie is FINE AF.
Laslie is CUTE ASH.

LASLIE by N1qq3r March 7, 2023

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laslas big dick

its a peepeepoopoo joke

plz get this in the urban dick sjovnary me boy. laslas big dick

laslas big dick by da_real_laslas October 7, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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