Currently in immense pain and mental anguish. Wishes he could restart and live out his entire life from the very beginning, this time with the additional foresight of everything he now knows (all his current memories and knowledge).
Laslow has been trying to find God recently. He has been praying and begging to be granted and graced with a second chance at life.
Laslie is one of the most beautiful women you'll ever meet and she's so funny and her eyes will have you fall in love within seconds. Her eyes are brown. Her skin is soft. Her lips are sexy and mesmerizing. Her hair is soft and silky smooth. Her laugh will make you cum in seconds. She likes Squishmallows. Her favorite color is navy blue. Her personality will make your heart go Oogly Boogly. If you want to be happy and have an amazing relationship with someone. Find a Laslie. P.S. she's thick asf.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.