Laslow
Currently in immense pain and mental anguish. Wishes he could restart and live out his entire life from the very beginning, this time with the additional foresight of everything he now knows (all his current memories and knowledge).
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Laslow the Squishmallow
the ultimate autism creature. he is a silly goofy little guy and everyone loves him. he dances to his own groove. we love him. Laslow slays everyday.
Laslow the Squishmallow by silly goofy rascal December 13, 2022
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Lazlow
An American Radio host who has a 1 minute technology segment called the Technofile, but is best known for his work with the Grand Theft Auto series. Has a monthly (real world) radio show which was recently taken off of XM 202.
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Lazlow by Mr. Mysterious! September 7, 2010
lazlow
The Funniest man on the Radio in GTA 3. Makes fun of the retarded callers the call his show in the dysfunctional liberty city. If you listen to the radio in this game, this is the channel you should be listening to(chatterbox), not the other gay ass music on the other stations.
lasnow
Complete and utter geek. Life revolves around technology; specifically computers, networking, and the internet. Cannot sustain sanity in a region that does not know the meaning of 'technology.'
Ashley went absolutely mad on her trip to Mississippi, finding refuge only in the technology department of a WalMart.
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