laslechtomy

n. a hasty divorce, separation

(see laslechtomize)

Stu woke up in Vegas with a splitting headache and in serious need of a laslechtomy.

by Tobit September 5, 2012

laslechtomize

v.t. to break oneself off from an ill-advised affair

Discovering Jessica to be a total head case, Nick made to laslechtomize himself as quickly as possible.

by Tobit September 3, 2012