Lardge 

Large, and constituted mostly of lard.

Example:

(when driving down the street, bob and cindy see an obese woman)

bob: cindy, do you see that woman!?

cindy: holy crap! she's lardge

Lardge by stuff and stuff December 23, 2010

Comically Large Spoon

A spoon that was present in King Bach's ice cream vine, where he had asked if he could have some of his friends ice cream. When King Bach's friend was presented this question, he said that King Bach could only consume one spoonful of the ice cream. (Context: The friend bought the ice cream and did not want to share all of the sweet frozen treat, a logical decision to make). When King Bach was given the yes to have only a spoonful of his friend's ice cream, he pulled out a comically large stainless steel spoon. With a smirk on his face, he opened the door to the freezer where the ice cream was stored, and would then consume a spoonful of the ice cream. Since the spoon was so comically large, King Bach would be able to consume all of the ice cream, while only having a spoonful.

"Can I get some ice cream?"

"Only a spoonful."
*King Bach pulls out a Comically Large Spoon*

Comically Large Spoon by Bukas July 13, 2020

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. 

What Big Smoke orders in GTA: San Andreas.

Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. by Anonym0usGamer712 May 24, 2017

Largely due to the fact that

A phrase used in substitution of the word “because” to make one appear well-versed in the English language

Largely due to the fact that my IQ is substantially greater than that of you, I am thusly superior to you with regard to every conceivable facet of reality”

Largely due to the fact that by LargeExtent October 31, 2020

i'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda 

Big Smokes order in: GTA San Andreas

Big smoke: “I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.”

i'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda by ChrisJerichoFozzy June 7, 2018

Kumasi Largesse 

The Kumasi Largesse or Kumasi Surprise is a sexual activity involving the popular geography browser game "Geoguessr". While the receiver plays the map "A Diverse World" without undergarments, the giver sneaks under the table and starts oral sex.

Famous TikToker sunkencity64 claims to have received a Kumasi Largesse in the summer, without much evidence.

Kumasi Largesse by teaenjoyer2008 June 16, 2021

lardex 

The all mighty destroyer of buffets

Whatch out here comes lardex. He will destroy your buffet

lardex by Gazziger my nigger April 25, 2019