Laping 

Word on the street is if you urinate on the MTA third rail with a steady stream it will shock your penis, similar action to Loaking.

"Man I'm So Bored"
"have you ever tried laping? lets go to the subway tracks right now."

Laping by stevenmaru May 9, 2025

Laying doggo 

British slang for in bed, sick as a dog!

Nigel was laying doggo for a day after the public crawl!

Laying doggo by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Pipe Laying Peter Packer

A raging male homosexual who would have sex with any man, voluntary or involuntary.

Anita: why is Joe chasing these guys in the park.
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men

Pipe Laying Peter Packer by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

Lazingzong 

Another word for lasagna, seeing increased use by those from Long Island

Travis: "Yo Mikey, whatchu cookin' tonight?"
Mikey: "Gotta lazingzong in the oven boi"

Lazingzong by bingsprawsby November 25, 2022

Larping 

When someone is pretending to be something they’re not. Can involve lying on social media/internet or lying in real life. Often used in a derogatory sense.

Derived from the original meaning of LARP, Live Action Role Play. When you say that someone is larping and you’re not talking about the literal game, you are saying that they are role-playing in their actual real life. Pretending to be rich, pretending to know about a topic, pretending to have a certain lifestyle, etc.

Amanda: Wow did you see Josh’s new lamborghini on IG?
Max: That’s not actually his, he took a photo of a random lambo at the dealership. He’s just larping like he has one.

Larping by Bongfucker246 April 20, 2021

Laying a cable 

When you do a big long shit

im now laying a cable

Laying a cable by Dieseldoctor December 17, 2008

laying pipe 

I don't know where everyone else got there definitions for laying pipe. However laying pipe is simply fucking the hell out of a girl.

Will;what are you doing this weekend
Guy;probally laying pipe to my girl.

laying pipe by William Waldrep June 9, 2005