Lanid

A guy who’s just there, nothing special but you can talk to him. Likes to talk during and after conversations, Not that lucky and he just never smiles

A Guy Who’s Just There

Hey look at Lanid over there, isn’t he a rare kind?

by ORACLE - M August 20, 2018

pre-land

The mis-pronounced version of the word “brilliant” that was said by @ widdytitty (on tiktok) ‘s mom throughout her and her brothers childhood.

You and you’re brother finished your chores? Oh, how pre-land of you two.

by nickiminajforprez January 27, 2021

Status Symbol Land

A mildly mocking synonym for the United States. It originated in the song “Another Pleasant Valley Sunday” written, in 1967, by American song writing duo Gerry Goffin and Carole King. The song, recorded by American group the Monkees, highlights an obsession that Goffin and King thought was common to many Americans namely to increase their status. To have a bigger house, a better car, more televisions, more of everything than anyone else to show how “important” they are. They don’t actually need all this stuff, they just want them as status symbols.

Now before anyone gets pissed off and rejects this definition, think about it; the phenomenon may be more widespread and common than people think, why do so many people try to get a definition on Urban Dictionary? Is it to include a new definition, or a variant of an existing definition to increase the useful content of Urban Dictionary, or is it to give them something to boast about to their friends, a status symbol?

Incidentally, if you think Goffin and King were being too general about Americans and status symbols consider the group that recorded the song, the Monkees. They were manufactured by the American music industry in an attempt to rival the Beatles, so were the Monkees musicians or an attempt at a status symbol?

Another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in status symbol land.
With thanks to Gerry Goffin and Carole King.

by AKACroatalin November 22, 2015

get laid get paid gatorade

A phrase similar to fuck bitches get money however you get Gatorade after. Commonly said by the Jacksfilms community as he had created the phrase.

Jackfilm's newest YIAY featured a get laid get paid Gatorade comment.

by Some Dude Behind a monitor May 27, 2016

Landchad

A landlord-friendly term for ‘landlord’. ‘Landchad’ is a portmanteau of ’landlord’ and ‘Chad’, and is frequently used by the pro-landlord community.

A typical Landchad is obscenely wealthy from all the rent and 25 % tips he collects from his tenants; ridiculously muscular from all the single mothers he evicts on a regular basis; harshly critical of his tenants’ frivolous consumerist purchases of funkopops, craft beers, Star Wars merch, Reddit awards and video games (mainly because it renders them unable to tip the Landchad his typical 25%); and an ardent advocate for the rights and interest of PoL (People of Land).

I couldn’t afford to tip my beloved Landchad his typical 25 % this month, so I paved his driveway instead!

by enterprise1701 October 13, 2020

NeverNever Land

A world of fantasy we enter in our dreams. Metallica sung about it in their hit single, Enter Sandman.

"Exit light, enter night,
Take my hand, we're off to NeverNever Land!"

by Vince May 17, 2004

yodie land

Where you go when getting faded than a hoe.

Pass the penjamin i'm tryna go to Yodie Land.

by GhostNeoN707 October 13, 2022