Satans 4x4 of choice for travelling the underworld through lava crossings and mountain terrain of samurai swords with titanium spikes of fire attached to tungsten spikes of fire.
Satan to the Grim Reaper...Hey Grim, Watch this Land Cruiser rip the bull bar of this bogged Nissan patrol.
by GetaCruiser February 14, 2018
by Toyota makes the best trucks July 20, 2009
Good example of Japanese over-engineering. The landcruiser is a legend for it's off-road capability, reliability, and overall quality. These trail-ready suvs are built to take abuse, decade after decade. I would not hesitate to drive a well-maintained 300,000+ mile landcruiser from coast to coast right now. You would have a better chance of reaching your destination breakdown- free than you would be in any brand new chevrolet or dodge.
I forded a river in my Landcruiser, it made it across just fine, oh, did I mention my family was riding along with me!!
by Maxhell65 December 10, 2011
The worlds most capable off road vehicle. Beats any other 4x4 hands down in terms of style, engineering, durability, and ruggedness.
by J25 August 20, 2005
by nIMrOD888 August 07, 2007
A pretentious vehicle that gives drivers a false sense of security about its limited capabilities, but is mostly used to do the school run or purchase groceries.
by MrOzMan January 08, 2017
a piece of shit junk car that looks like shit and is all rusty..it doesnt get used in the winter and rusts..a waste of money.. just like marrying a hippo-crocca-dogga-pig
by canadianurber April 03, 2006