Lunenburg is a small, rural town in Massachusetts. If you're looking for a fun thing to do, cool places to see, and awesome people to hang out with, go anywhere else. I mean it, anywhere else.
It is surrounded by: Fitchburg, Leominster, Lancaster, Shirley, Townsend and Ashby.
Guy 1: hey how come we never hang out at your house?
Guy 2: because bro i live in Lunenburg, MA
Guy 1: ohh, that sucks dude
A small town in rural Pennsylvania. While there's nearly nothing to do, Lbergers find their own fun, and are a mix of elected, wacky personas. The pimple on Landenberg's ass are the big yuppie neighboorhoods, like Sommerset Lake.
The act of pretending to be a quasi famous professional athlete with the intent to seduce a member of the opposite sex to engage in sexual favors including but not limited to the blumpkin.
A relatively small (47 000 people) county on Nova Scotia's scenic South Shore. Tourist haven in the summer, cold and bleak in winter. Home of the best beaches in Canada, and weed that flows as plentiful as water. A very exciting place, if you're 90.
Let's go to Lunenburg County and visit the Fisheries Museum of the Atlantic.
A man with strength that only korben can be compared to. He is the only gun shearer around who was bitten by a radioactive sheep. The sheep gave him super shearing powers and all people need to do is to shine his special flashlight in the air. He can only be addressed by gun shearer or Big Mac
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!