landenburger

a cave dwelling tribe from canada. they have many chapters all over the world. every landenburger has a barcode and number tattoo under the hair above the spine. this is for identification at clan meetings. their goal is to steal ketchup from fast food resteraunts to eat such as mcdonalds, burger king, wendys, ect. Their other main foos source is bread and when it is put together with ketchup, can feed a colony for hundreds of years. if you see a deformed man stealing ketchup from a fast food resteraunt call 1800-LANDENBURGER

landenburgers are the hills have eyes but in canada

by optimus dick August 25, 2009

Landenberger

The act of pretending to be a quasi famous professional athlete with the intent to seduce a member of the opposite sex to engage in sexual favors including but not limited to the blumpkin.

Mike pulled a Landenberger last night while wearing his Kevin Youkilis jersey at the Big Easy.

by funnyburga May 23, 2006