The surname of the most gorgeous, lovely girl on the face of the earth, which I hope to change for my own if she feels the same about me as I do for her.
"There's the beautiful Miss Landsberger"
"Not 'Miss' for muchlonger; she's going to marry that luck guy ..."
One of the hardest things you could ever call a German. Hitler was imprisoned in 1924 in Landsberg Prison, which have brought much shame and awe to the city of Landsberg. You could call a german this if you're in a fight with them or if you're really angry with them.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.