Landkini

A skimpy bathing suit like outfit worn by entertainers

Did you see gaga's landkini at the suoerbowl halftime show

by Daddymonster February 23, 2017

Landmining

To put a spike, commonly tacks, into a fountain drink lid and then hiding it in the ground to be stepped on

I'm going to be landmining the beach today.

by Cobrastrike June 30, 2014

Landini

The alpha male. Can be used as a complement towards a man. It means that you are a great specimen of a human being

That kid is the opposite of a jackass, he is a major Landini

by Wordiezzzzz May 3, 2006

wet landini

when you jack off and take a shit at the same time in a public restroom.

I'm too fucking busy to dump and pull, so I took a wet landini.

by Danny Ponder March 19, 2004

landlining

The smoking of illegal substances in a phone booth, typically out of desperation. Usually performed in large cities such as Budapest.

"Dude, I am sick of walking around looking for a place to smoke, are you down for some landlining?"

by kifli1 February 15, 2010

landmining

a form of shotgunning a canned beverage. stab a can, put it on the ground, put your mouth on the hole, then have someone stomp on the can.

he opened the door and started landmining an arizona iced tea

by brahski666 July 25, 2011

landmining

To fart on a couch cushion, then casually walk away. The next person to sit down in that spot will set the landmine off, releasing the stench.

I just ate baked beans and broccoli for dinner, I'm doing some serious landmining at the party tonight.

by E4member June 22, 2012