Landini

The alpha male. Can be used as a complement towards a man. It means that you are a great specimen of a human being

That kid is the opposite of a jackass, he is a major Landini

by Wordiezzzzz May 3, 2006

Landini

Typical northern italian expression to indicate a person who's incapable of driving and showing any kind of attention towards the word.

"DAMN MAN YOU ARE LOOKING AT YOUR CELLPHONE, YOU ARE TAKING ALL THE CORNERS IN THE WRONG WAY AND MOST OF ALL YOU ARE IN THE WRONG LANE. YOU ARE SUCH A LANDINI"

by Jacopo Ortis February 3, 2023

wet landini

when you jack off and take a shit at the same time in a public restroom.

I'm too fucking busy to dump and pull, so I took a wet landini.

by Danny Ponder March 19, 2004

Koopa-Backdash-Wave-Slide-Hover-Walk-Moon-Landing

In Super Smash Bros. Melee, characters who's walk-acceleration is lower than their traction value after wavelanding backwards can buffer a slight walk forwards to decrease the momentum lost. The walk input must be at its lowest value to perfectly execute the tech. (rough translation of inputs) Characters with low traction (Luigi) benefit worse than those with higher traction values in Melee. (i.e Gannondorf can benefit from the Koopa Backdash Wave Slide Hover Walk Moon Landing more than Luigi in terms of distance)
Youtube has more info on this.

The Koopa-Backdash-Wave-Slide-Hover-Walk-Moon-Landing can make virtually anyone feel like they are playing on ice.

by Do_mmar September 11, 2020

Chinese Landing

A slighty hair-raising, dodgy landing that is characterised by 'Wun Wing Loh'.
Usually the case with cheap, low cost budget airlines.

"Enjoyed everything but the Ryan-Air flight, proper Chinese landing!

"Chinese Landing?"

"Yea...Wun Wing Loh!"

by Vinyl_Richie March 30, 2009

Superhero Landing

Superhero Landing is a first-ever social-media series.

Mark: He's gonna do it!
Tommy: Do what?
Mark: a Superhero Landing (create a social-media series).

by JimmyMoore May 10, 2018

Emergency Landing

When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.

Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.

by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009