Landcow

A mythical behemoth that consumes all in its path. Its appetite cannot be sated, and it is said to be the harbinger of end times.

Dave is avoiding going home at all cost. Says his wife is a Landcow.

by Mr David landau November 19, 2020

landowner

A person attending a LAN party who brings everyone's mood down with their negative attitude.

"Chris played World of Warcraft alone for the whole LAN. When it came to doing stuff together, all he did was complain."
"Wow, what a landowner."

by vegetals June 20, 2019

LANICOW

what you say to a bum bitch that doesn't know what the fuck they talking bout.

Jan: I heard that Tommy was selling feet picks to his grandpa, and his grandpa thought he was a 30 year old French nurse.
Me: LANICOW! You so dumb hoe, it wasn't his grandpa, it was my grandpa.

by summeree October 22, 2020

landow

Landow the type of guy to suck dick in an alley

Omg look at landow sucking dick in the alley again

by Bagahagaha November 23, 2021

Landow

Landow is a name from the tribe Ham popularly known as jaba in kaduna state . It means to live long

Her name is Landow tir Ham

by Landow December 1, 2021

Dirty Landowave

When a unpopular youtuber rips off his butthairs and tapes them to his face to make a mustache.

Hey chris, I just did a Dirty Landowave!

by NOT_Cloud March 21, 2025

Dirty Landowave

When an unpopular youtuber grabs their butthairs and rips them off, then glues them to their face like a mustache

Yo Chris! I did a dirty Landowave today.

by NOT_Cloud March 21, 2025