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A mythical behemoth that consumes all in its path. Its appetite cannot be sated, and it is said to be the harbinger of end times.
Dave is avoiding going home at all cost. Says his wife is a Landcow.
Landcow by Mr David landau November 19, 2020
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A person attending a LAN party who brings everyone's mood down with their negative attitude.
"Chris played World of Warcraft alone for the whole LAN. When it came to doing stuff together, all he did was complain."
"Wow, what a landowner."
landowner by vegetals June 20, 2019
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what you say to a bum bitch that doesn't know what the fuck they talking bout.
Jan: I heard that Tommy was selling feet picks to his grandpa, and his grandpa thought he was a 30 year old French nurse.
Me: LANICOW! You so dumb hoe, it wasn't his grandpa, it was my grandpa.
LANICOW by summeree October 22, 2020
Landow the type of guy to suck dick in an alley
Omg look at landow sucking dick in the alley again
landow by Bagahagaha November 23, 2021
Landow is a name from the tribe Ham popularly known as jaba in kaduna state . It means to live long
Her name is Landow tir Ham
Landow by Landow December 1, 2021

Dirty Landowave 

When a unpopular youtuber rips off his butthairs and tapes them to his face to make a mustache.
Hey chris, I just did a Dirty Landowave!
Dirty Landowave by NOT_Cloud March 21, 2025

Dirty Landowave 

When an unpopular youtuber grabs their butthairs and rips them off, then glues them to their face like a mustache
Yo Chris! I did a dirty Landowave today.
Dirty Landowave by NOT_Cloud March 21, 2025
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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