Land Sharks

A playful or informal nickname for British police dogs, often referencing their tenacity and skill in tracking or apprehension of crimnals also great for tracking missing people too.

Example:
The police dog apprehended the criminal so swiftly that it was like a shark hunting its prey, using its sharp senses, speed, predatory instinct, and jaw — a prime example of why they’re called land sharks.

Lee: Bruv, I heard the police are using sharks to catch crimnals these days.

Frank: No, you muppet! That's just the new nickname for police dogs now there called land sharks now LOL.

Lee: Got you now Bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

Land Sharks by Jamie cheeze May 25, 2026

Land Shark Revolution 

The Growing Trend of couples choosing the land shark sex postion as their ideal means of sexual intercourse.

Also the adoption of 4 wheeled roller skates to replace the standard "sprinting" method, brings land sharking to a whole new level.

And when hoverboards are invented, the
act will continue to progress into an olympic sport.

"Hey buddy, I land sharked your mom last night, it was a fucking land shark revolution"
-or-
"Lately i have observed a steep increase in the number of land sharking couples. one might infer that this is indicative of a land shark revolution"

Land Shark Revolution by Senorsuave79 June 8, 2005

land shark 

a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.

I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.

land shark by Ian Wetzel September 14, 2004

Tallahassee Land Shark 

When you bend a girl up against the wall (with her pants off), step back approximately 50 ft., and with your hard-on, sprint at the girl... your goal being to stick your erect penis into her already-ludbricated vagina.

I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Land shark for the first time last night and accidentally made a new hole between her vag and asshole. I said sorry though.

Tallahassee Land Shark by That guy gettin his D WET April 11, 2009

land shark 

A character from the SNL line up of back in the day. He'd knock on the door and say a phrase to convince the party on the other side of the door to answer. For example knock knock

"Knock knock" (actor on other side of door) "Who's there" The landshark then answers, "Pizza man" then the actor on other side of door would open the door and get eaten by the landshark

land shark by Rich August 22, 2004

the land shark

while engaging in intercorse the female stands against a wall as the male puts his hands above his head, (acting like a sharks fin) while charging at the women trying to peirce the rectal cavity.

the land shark

the land shark by Frank Finger March 7, 2011

land shark 

1.n. An Ultimate term used when, at the end of a game, a male drops his pants, lodges a disc in his butt-crack, and the team carries him around the field cheering "land shark land shark land shark"

2.v. to become a land shark.

1. "No one wanted to lift the land shark above their heads out of fear that his penis would be flogging them all."

2. "I swear, if we win this game, I'm gonna land shark."

land shark by ian November 17, 2004