ian's definitions

drylab

To make up scientific data, especially in a science (chem, etc...) class lab.

"Dry-labbing will not be tolerated in this course!"

by ian June 12, 2004

wayne gretzky

When you're fucking a girl, and all of your buddies are in the closet with hockey uniforms and hockey sticks, and when you climax, they all come out and beat the shit out of the chick.

Dude we taped the Wayne Gretzky last night! bob got arrested!

by ian April 25, 2004

Wahtillian the Tourtise

The Greatest Hero to ever live!

Wahtillian is a sexy beast

by Ian May 21, 2003

WRTeam

and elite car club that holds it down on the east coast

Those guys from the WRTEAM are off the hizzle for shizzle

by Ian May 12, 2003

Sidewinder

the greatest map ever in the history of games. Comes from the game Halo 1. On this map, epic games are played, sometimes for 4 to 5 hours.

Players: Man, we started playing this round of capture the flag at 11pm, and we just finished, what time is it now?

Other players: Umm its 2076, theres no such thing as "time" anymore.

Players: Oh. Anyways you guys cheated I want a rematch.

by Ian February 21, 2005

clack

A slap with one's dick

I clacked her a good one in the mouth.

by Ian February 2, 2004

snagglesnatch

A particularly nasty vagina that one suspects may have teeth. Pungent and deformed.

I could tell that slut had a snagglesnatch by the way her jeans made a crooked camel toe. Hold me.

by ian January 21, 2004