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Lamexcuse 

Claiming that you need to go home to walk your dog at 8am
Im Daniel and a make lamexcuses and such.
Lamexcuse by A sour friend May 22, 2018
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lamexcore 

really lame. as in hardxcore + lame.
only lamexcore kids listen to creed.
lamexcore by liz January 16, 2005
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lamehouse 

a person, place or thing that doesn't have the skillz to pay the billz
Pica: Bryan Kerl's two-incher is so lamehouse!
lamehouse by holmdelxc October 22, 2007

Lamecube 

guy 1: "Hey man I just got a Gamecube"
Guy 2: "Why the fuck did you waste your money on a Lamecube?"
Lamecube by xJDx January 30, 2006

lamecube 

The best fitting name for a Gamecube. Nicknamed by PS2 and Xbox followers, it compiles all of the Gamecube's capabilities into a neat nickname. It gained it's nickname because Nintendo markets its products to lots of kids or people who can' go the extra mile for a game system.
The lamecube is inferior to the PS2 and Xbox in: grahpics, controller sceme, lacks a DVD player, not backwards compatable, has no online. Most game developers have realized Nintendo's patters and are switching over to superior consoles, and thus giving the Lamecube a lack of many respectful games. If anybody takes an unbiased look at the three 2nd generation consoles, then the 3rd gen and so on, Nintendo is always far behind, but sells their products very cheaply, so unfortunately there will be no end to the poor hardware industry.
The lamecube got it's ass whooped in the 2nd generation show-down.
lamecube by Slatte December 17, 2006

Lamecube 

What an asshole would use as a nickname for the GameCube. Everyone knows that the GameCube is superior to the PS2 in every way, apart from the amount of crap useless games and overall shitness, but out-done by the Xbox by it's graphical prowess and library of classic games.
Me: Man, that's my second PS2 that broken now, piece of shit Sony cunts... Fuck it, I'll play Tales of Symphonia on my Cube or Shenmue II on my Xbox.

Guy: LOL LAMECUBE SUXXX PLAY SAN ANDREAS ON PS2 1!

Me: I've got that on Xbox you n00b.
Lamecube by Sony February 11, 2006

lamescuse 

An excuse that is lame, pathetic, and/or untrue.
"I can't go to the party with you because I have to wash my hair that night." It doesn't take a whole night to wash your hair, that is a lamescuse.
lamescuse by Elsie917 June 21, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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