lamescuse 

An excuse that is lame, pathetic, and/or untrue.

"I can't go to the party with you because I have to wash my hair that night." It doesn't take a whole night to wash your hair, that is a lamescuse.

lamescuse by Elsie917 June 21, 2011

lamesauce 

A description of how incredibly hard something sucks.


There are varying degrees of the amount of lamesauce dumped all over a situation.

For starters, first degree lamesauce is simply, "lamesauce."

Second degree lamesauce includes words such as "covered" or "basted." Keep in mind that second degree lamesauce must always follow this format: past tense verb, the word "in" and then, of course, the word "lamesauce."

Third degree lamesauce normally includes two or three of the aforementioned past tense verbs, and occasionally attaches to the lamesauce a prefix such as "mega-," "super-," or "mondo-." In addition, a numeric adverb may be added such as "twice," "thrice," or "quadruply."

Fourth degree lamesauce basically depends on the creativity of the user. This specific degree is EXTREMELY SEVERE and must only be used when things have gotten so incredibly lame that you must resort to drastic, drastic measures.


And remember, the important thing is not WHAT the lamesauce IS, but how you USE the lamesauce.

1) This is such lamesauce!

2) Dude, this is covered in lamesauce.

3) This is megalamesauce covered and basted thrice over.

4) Alright, you know what. This is covered, basted, drowned, and at the bottom of an entire fucking ocean of lamesauce.

lamesauce by Bridie, duh. March 25, 2005

Lamesauce 

A person, situation, or activity which is not fun, interesting, or beneficial in any way shape or form. Something that sucks big time.

homework is lamesauce

Lamesauce by Nathan A September 22, 2007

Lamesauce 

An attitude that should be simmered with equal parts sux and FML, and tastes like Epic Fail. Usually served as a topping for Reality, with a side of broken dreams.

"Make sure you don't overcook your lamesauce, or it'll turn into a kick in the balls."

"I had the worst day ever... it was total lamesauce!"

Lamesauce by Wyrd Darcnyzz November 17, 2009

lamescream media

Term used to describe mainstream media. Particularly used to describe their inaccuracies and false/ highly exaggerated news reports.

The lamescream media reported a 50 million dollar loss from piracy, but in reality, they're not losing anything.

lamescream media by love without the e December 22, 2005

lamescape 

A way of referring to runescape in mockery.

Dude A: Hey, man. Do you play runescape?

Dude B: No way! I don't play that piece of crap! Ugh. With those lame graphics?!

Dude A: ... (feeling embarrassed)

Dude B: (scoffs) Heh. Runescape? More like LameScape!

Dude A: ... (feeling even more embarrassed and lame)

lamescape by MastaZULU January 1, 2009

lamehouse 

a person, place or thing that doesn't have the skillz to pay the billz

Pica: Bryan Kerl's two-incher is so lamehouse!

lamehouse by holmdelxc October 22, 2007